Caption This Dumb Picture of RIM's CEO Taking a Picture with a…

BlackBerry 10 is probably going to come out one day in the future, in the same way that an asteroid the size of Canada will probably hit and destroy Earth one day in the future. But regardless, some way to drum up interest is to... leak pictures of your own CEO using a pre-production BlackBerry 10 smartphone at a… » 11/19/12 10:20pm 11/19/12 10:20pm

Weekend Caption Contest: The Most Electric Pee You'll Ever Take

You know how awesome it feels to make it to the bathroom after holding it for a really long time? Not just the standard "I gotta go," but somehow enduring the definite, palpable feeling that the thin membrane called your bladder is so full it's going to burst at any second for a considerable length of time, maintaining… » 10/18/08 4:15pm 10/18/08 4:15pm

Caption Contest: Rollerblading Billionaires

Larry and Sergey from Google made a surprise appearance at the G1 unveiling today, and they arrived on… rollerblades. Hoo boy. It's time for a caption contest. My attempt: "No, we're not crazy billionaires insulated from the real world, completely cut off from what's cool and hip. Now everybody, grab your rollerblades!… » 9/23/08 11:51am 9/23/08 11:51am