Gizmodo: Caption Contest

Caption Contest: Rollerblading Billionaires

Adam Frucci — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:51:57 EDT

Larry and Sergey from Google made a surprise appearance at the G1 unveiling today, and they arrived on… rollerblades. Hoo boy. It's time for a caption contest.

My attempt: "No, we're not crazy billionaires insulated from the real world, completely cut off from what's cool and hip. Now everybody, grab your rollerblades! Dippin' Dots and bowl cuts are on us!"

Surely, you can do better.

Caption Contest: Vader Love

Mark Wilson — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:30:00 EDT

Mating (n)
def: the breeding of a male and female pair of one species. [flickr via digg]

Caption Contest: iPhone Cupcakes

Adam Frucci — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT

My attempt: "John Mayer here, my iPhone gave me diabetes."

Surely, you can do better. [Laughing Squid]

Caption Contest: Pre-Apocalyptic LHC Slumber Party

Mark Wilson — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:00:00 EDT

"Like I said, if the world doesn't end, I'll erase the tape. Promise."

Think you can do better? You probably can. Hit the comments to prove it. [popmech]

Woz Knows When the Price is Right

Adam Frucci — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:47:56 EDT

Apparently, Woz is a Price is Right fan. Unfortunately, he was just sitting in the front row and was never called down to play Plinko or spin the big wheel, because I bet that he really knows the prices of household products and could use a new Lincoln Towncar or whatever it was they gave away that episode. Oh, Woz. Hit the jump for another screenshot of Woz enjoying himself some game show goodness, then let's hear your best captions in the comments section. Thanks, Brett!

We Can't Wait for the New iPhone G3

Mark Wilson — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:30:00 EDT

"It's even faster than the old iPhone G3."

Found on Time. Think you can do better? You probably can. Hit the comments and give it your best shot. [Time via BGR]

Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer's Whiteboard From All Things Digital

matt buchanan — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:30:00 EDT

During their interview last night at All Things D, Walt Mossberg called Steve Ballmer the "maestro of the whiteboard" and presented him with a fresh one to explain how online advertising works. We know what it is. You can see words like Publisher and Advertise and Data in the fringes, but what does it look like to you?

Microwaving, So Easy A Child...

Mark Wilson — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:00:00 EDT

"No, I asked you will it blend?"

Think you can do better? (You probably can.) Hit the comments. [Defective Yeti via BBGadgets]

Caption Contest: The Birthday Robot's Children Massacre

Adam Frucci — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:10:00 EDT

My attempt: "Oh, crap, this is John Cronner's birthday party? My bad."

Surely, you can do better. [Fukung]

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Jason Chen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:15:24 EST

Have you seen Bono more uncomfortable than this? Caption this picture of him supporting the Dell & Microsoft RED campaign. [Image courtesy Gadgetell]