Caption This Dumb Picture of RIM's CEO Taking a Picture with a…

BlackBerry 10 is probably going to come out one day in the future, in the same way that an asteroid the size of Canada will probably hit and destroy Earth one day in the future. But regardless, some way to drum up interest is to... leak pictures of your own CEO using a pre-production BlackBerry 10 smartphone at a… » 11/19/12 10:20pm 11/19/12 10:20pm

What Was James Franco Staring at on His iPhone During the Oscars?

Probably-stoned Oscars host James Franco and his giggly, unbearable sidekick Anne Hathaway: mediocre. But whilst bombing, Franco couldn't keep his mitts off his iPhone—he first appeared on stage gleefully gripping it. So what's he doing with the thing? » 2/28/11 10:20am 2/28/11 10:20am

CES Caption Contest: What's Going Through this Woman's Mind as She's…

Booth babes usually have it easy, (aside from being used as inanimate perma-smiling pieces of cleavage furniture). This one doesn't. I spied this disturbing scene and could only wonder what she was thinking. "How did it come to this?" » 1/07/11 9:40pm 1/07/11 9:40pm

Caption Contest: Camera-Thieving Shark Says...

"Sorry, Shark Week... just wanted to make sure you got my good side this time." I am 100% confident that you can do better in the comments. Your participant reward: this same picture, with LASERS. » 11/11/10 8:00pm 11/11/10 8:00pm

Caption Contest: "Why Aren't You Following Me on Twitter?"

Everybody in this photo: Jared Cohen, US State Department; Dave Morin, Facebook; John Cusack; Dean Kamen; Bill Gates; Arianna Huffington; Michael Shermer, Skeptic Magazine; and (sorta) Xeni Jardin, BoingBoing. So, uh, you guys tell us what's going on here. [BoingBoing] » 2/19/10 5:17pm 2/19/10 5:17pm

Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer Holding Microsoft's Sekrit Google Virus…

Here's Steve Ballmer at the ceremony for Windows 7 going gold (final), holding, obviously, a gold disc. But what's he about to write on it with that Sharpie? You tell us. [Image via Brandon LeBlanc] » 7/22/09 8:30pm 7/22/09 8:30pm

Ballmer Scores a Fusion Hybrid From Ford CEO

Today over in Redmond, Ford CEO Alan Mulally handed Steve Ballmer the keys to a light blue metallic Ford Fusion Hybrid not coincidentally rigged up with Microsoft's Sync system. Unfortunately, at that moment, I was too far off to hear what they were saying. Any guesses? » 5/26/09 5:40pm 5/26/09 5:40pm

J.J. Abrams Boards the Enterprise

"I once caught a fish this big. It was so great. My dad took a picture and...wait, was that a yawn? Am I keeping you up Lieutenant White Castle??" [more shots at io9] » 5/01/09 8:30pm 5/01/09 8:30pm

Caption Contest: The PS Not So P

Boing Boing Gadgets' attempt: "Sony Takes Delivery of Kaz Hirai's New Throne"
Mine: "And still, Sony makes room for only one analog stick." [bbGadgets] » 12/15/08 2:30pm 12/15/08 2:30pm

"Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job

Believe it or not, there's a site dedicated to deceive kids into thinking that Santa Claus exists: Send photo, pay $10 and they insert Santa. Can you guess what Santa is doing here? » 12/11/08 8:40pm 12/11/08 8:40pm

Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter

If you're ever lucky enough score two chicks at the same time, make sure to not only grab shots with your Nikon camera, but to open those blinds wide so the whole neighborhood takes shots, too. [Huffington Post via Fleshbot (nsfw)] » 12/10/08 4:20pm 12/10/08 4:20pm

Caption Contest: Girl and Her Robot Dog

"At least she's not riding an octopus, for once." An artistic recreation of the Boston Dynamics robot » 10/29/08 6:30pm 10/29/08 6:30pm, which is quite interested in as of late. []

Weekend Caption Contest: The Most Electric Pee You'll Ever Take

You know how awesome it feels to make it to the bathroom after holding it for a really long time? Not just the standard "I gotta go," but somehow enduring the definite, palpable feeling that the thin membrane called your bladder is so full it's going to burst at any second for a considerable length of time,… » 10/18/08 4:15pm 10/18/08 4:15pm

Caption Contest: Rollerblading Billionaires

Larry and Sergey from Google made a surprise appearance at the G1 unveiling today, and they arrived on… rollerblades. Hoo boy. It's time for a caption contest. My attempt: "No, we're not crazy billionaires insulated from the real world, completely cut off from what's cool and hip. Now everybody, grab your… » 9/23/08 11:51am 9/23/08 11:51am