Somehow, I don't think blaming your cat is going to fly as an affirmative defense. Do you think this guy selected this from a list of choice arguments, or just improvised? I'd like to believe he came up with The Pussy Defense after much clear-headed deliberation.
I have a better one: It was my bear.
MY BEAR is the culprit.
And he also downloaded those yaoi anime titles by mistake.
And I also became Freakazoid because of him.
DAMN BEAR
Before I post a comment on Gizmodo, I like to write down possible comments on a piece of paper. After a few failures (several failures) I managed to to come up with a hilarious comment for this post. However, I was just about to post this "hilarious comment" for everyone to enjoy, when the phone rang, it was my brother (not important but now you know that I have a brother)
After the phone call I came back to the computer to share the comment. However, the phone call had distracted me and as such my short term memory needed jogging. I looked but could not see the piece of paper with the "hilarious comment". I eventually found out that my dog couldn't wait for me to post the comment on Gizmodo and as such took the piece of paper and after reading it (and hopefully laughing) proceeded to eat the piece of paper along with some of my homework from several years ago. (Do you believe this comment?)
@Scotland: I hope you brother feels responsible for the void now left in the entire gizmodo community.
It better have been a damn important phone call dammit.
I can sympathize, our cat does it all the time. Well, not all of the time, mainly just when my wife is not at home. When she's gone though, that cat can flat out collect some poon.
Most expensive butt warmer I ever sat on were the heated seats of my bosses Mercedes. He sent me to Detroit in it in cold February. I felt like a traitor in a Mercedes in Detroit. I drive an American car and expected to be dragged out and beaten on the streets.
Actually, the fact that the text reads "My cat discovers yet another of life's simple pleasures: The sensation of $500 warming one's butt" suggests the author speaks from experience.
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I have a better one: It was my bear.
MY BEAR is the culprit.
And he also downloaded those yaoi anime titles by mistake.
And I also became Freakazoid because of him.
DAMN BEAR
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After the phone call I came back to the computer to share the comment. However, the phone call had distracted me and as such my short term memory needed jogging. I looked but could not see the piece of paper with the "hilarious comment". I eventually found out that my dog couldn't wait for me to post the comment on Gizmodo and as such took the piece of paper and after reading it (and hopefully laughing) proceeded to eat the piece of paper along with some of my homework from several years ago. (Do you believe this comment?)
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It better have been a damn important phone call dammit.
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