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SigmundTheSeaMonster
07/10/09

In reply to Altoids Tin Catapult Will Make You Feel, and Act, 10 Years Old Again
Altoids "The Curiously Strong Trebuchet"
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Bluth Certified Law Firm
07/10/09

In reply to Altoids Tin Catapult Will Make You Feel, and Act, 10 Years Old Again
This is perfect. If someone is talking to you and has bad breath, you can just launch a mint into their mouth. Oh, the possibilities are endless.
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bosskev
07/10/09

@ngc6027: OK, let's see. You can:

1) Launch a mint into their mouth.

2) Or you can...uh...

Nope, the possibilities are a bit short of endless. But still fun.
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Edited by bosskev at 07/10/09 1:26 AM bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred

vSanjo: I don't actually mean this
07/10/09

@bosskev: I don't even think it'll function well as that, taking a second look at it. If the thing has no way to stop, it's just gonna launch it fast at the floor.
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Xterm11: ESCAPED YOUR HYPERLINK
07/10/09

@bosskev:
bosskev: Ruining everyone's fun since 2002
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Edited by Xterm11: ESCAPED YOUR HYPERLINK at 07/10/09 1:33 AM

bosskev
07/10/09

@Xterm11_is Rhyming: Nice, Xterm11. And, in any case, I've been doing that since way before 2002.

BOSSKEV: Founder/Owner, "Wet Blanket Emporium"

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Edited by bosskev at 07/10/09 1:47 AM bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred

Bluth Certified Law Firm
07/10/09

@bosskev: Ah, you got me there. It sounded cool at the time :)
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Con Seannery
07/10/09

@bosskev: Could I start a franchise?

Con Seannery: Unoriginality, Inc.

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Edited by Con Seannery at 07/10/09 3:10 AM Con Seannery was starred Con Seannery was unstarred

Unspellable
07/10/09

@bosskev: Yeah, it's all 'fun' and 'games' until someone gets a mint in their eye!
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Xterm11: ESCAPED YOUR HYPERLINK
07/10/09

In reply to Altoids Tin Catapult Will Make You Feel, and Act, 10 Years Old Again
This Altoids tin, will not make,

me act as though I'm ten

for when I, was that old,

I was smarter than Jason Chen

When Jason Chen was ten years old,

he could barely count to 3.

I knew the rate of change,

of position equals V.

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Edited by Xterm11: ESCAPED YOUR HYPERLINK at 07/10/09 1:27 AM

Jesus Diaz's Secret Male Lover
07/10/09

@Xterm11_is Rhyming:

It's true, you can rhyme,

but your grammar's atrocious.
I mean know harm,
't is only my neurosis:
I am not a smarm,
but flame 'll be ferocious,
for your writing's sublime

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Edited by Jesus Diaz's Secret Male Lover at 07/10/09 2:10 AM

Con Seannery
07/10/09

@Bill Nye's Secret Male Lover:

There once was a man with a rhyme.

Which seemed pretty good at the time...

Your lyric was witty,

Your execution...just shitty,

You messed up and left out a line!
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Edited by Con Seannery at 07/10/09 3:25 AM Con Seannery was starred Con Seannery was unstarred

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