"It's well known that Bruce Lee was the embodiment of every living creature. In order to live among regular humans, he had to divest himself of the trappings of the animal kingdom, retaining only the faint essence of each, except for the dragon, whose full soul was retained.

He threw his skeleton of the bear into the sky and created Ursa Major. The shade of the Maple Tree became Canada. His legs of the frog, France. The core of the canine almost made it out of the Sun's orbit but was trapped at the last second, becoming Pluto. Etc.

He laid his fins of the shark up in the north, which became Finland, and not long thereafter, Nokia sprung from the fertile soil of his creation.

The next day, when he woke up, groggy, he had a cup of coffee and took his morning crap. And thus was born Chuck Norris."

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