Stephen Colbert Solves This Whole Cellphone Radiation MessBrian Barrett6/02/11 11:02am35EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalink Your cellphone is killing you! Maybe. Okay, not really. But if you're still worried about the microwave radiation pulsing from your handset, Stephen Colbert has the perfect solution for you. Assuming you've got certain resources handy.