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Burying Loved Ones With Cellphones Becoming Commonplace
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12/16/08
My grandma wants to have a postmortem facelift, lip injections, the works. One of her dead ex-boyfriends pre-paid for her coffin and funeral when he ran out of things to buy her.
My parents make sure to tell me at least once a week were the funeral papers are and "beautiful" the cemetery is and how they are going to be buried above ground in white marble since it would be so dark and humid underground. No this is not a joke. So um....yea, this is no shock to me.
This is one of the most normal things about my family. Oh and when I was a little kid I would want to go to a cemetery to have fun. Like from 3+ years old on. Creepy, yes. But I guess it is heredity.
Now i just had a recollection of Cartman think Kenny's ashes were chocolate milk powder and drinking them....
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No real reason, really, it just sounds cool.
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... that will die 7 days after receiving the message, of course" ;)
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Now if you said that you had his body preserved and kept it in your home or something like that then I'd have to call the loony bin straight jacket squad down on you...
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My only request is that I am late to both the church and the cemetery, as I'm always late.
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Interesting. I just realized how much Interment Excavators and Pr0n stars have in common....
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If however, you are taking the phone because you may want to make a call while traveling with the "boatman" across the river Styx, then an extended battery may be necessary.
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