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Apple, HP, Dell, Sony, Toshiba all attempted to make a succesful PDA or smartphone, and failed again and again. Palm/ Visor invented the smartphone as we know it.
Microsoft took 10 years and 2 complete rewrites to make a viable mobile OS, while Palm was selling PDAs and phones that did what people wanted.
Palm haters make me laugh. Plenty of people have made these same stupid pronouncements about Apple, RIM, and even Motorola.
@Jack_Burton: Apple failed to make a successful smartphone? Don't get me wrong, I'm a Windows using Blackberry man, but I don't think you can class the iPhone a failure.
@Jack_Burton: Oh really? Ha! I was only a kid when they were around, I just remember my teacher had one and I thought it was damn cool. A memory card you can plug in that gives you wifi?! Intense.
In my worthless opinion they really need to get their phones on more carriers, more so than new hardware. I can't imagine it's very easy to compete against the Goog and fruit with the backing of only one US carrier, and that whole choice thing in Europe.
@fryhole: I'd actually say that's the best opinion. Palm simply doesn't have the clout to manage a closed-system following like Apple does. And so far, Google's destroying them on the multi-phone, multi-carrier front. I think there's still room in this market for a third consumer-friendly platform, but dangit they need to quit stalling.
Sidenote: every dang time I see your profile picture, I think of this.
@fryhole: Yep. They have a GSM version of the Pre in Europe, they should be selling it here too.
Video camera function would be a good thing to pimp right now too. And better power management/speed-step for the processor. Alternatively, a mature IDE that can crank the apps out.
That's great, but... my $5 flashlight has a handle on the bottom that flips out, and if you crank it for a few seconds you have a half hour of light. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
@AmishJohn: flashlights don't need to be pretty as long as they shed light on the pretty things. 20 years of no battery purchases certainly would be worth it to me, but I won't buy one to be honest. It IS a 250.00 flashlight after all. ;-) #mpoweremergencyilluminator
@Faslane's avatar is squished: Read the article. The battery only lasts 20 years if you never, ever use it. It's like my car that gets a million miles per gallon as long as the engine is never started. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
........the battery doesn't LAST for 20 years of use...Rather, when not connected to terminals, the battery will still be able to provide power 20 years in the FUTURE as they figured out some way to eliminate erroneous power dissipation. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
@TheSonOfKrypton: Actually, there is a mechanically actuated membrane that separates the electrolytes until needed. This membrane is what gives the battery a 20 year shelf life. Once activated, you get typical battery life.
@bselnick: What the hell...Are my speaking Greek? What I said AGREES with what you said. Your explanation of there being a "mechanically actuated membrane that separates the electrolytes until needed" merely agrees with my less specific "they figured out some way". And my "....the battery doesn't LAST for 20 years of use" agrees with your "....what gives the battery a 20 year shelf life". #mpoweremergencyilluminator
@TheSonOfKrypton: Sadly, the ability to read does not confer comprehension, nor the ability to make inferences based on context clues. The upshot is that the rampant act-first-look-later conclusion-jumping (typically involving an egregious sens eof self-righteousness) gives us plenty of fodder for irony-based meta-llurgy with which to catch them at the bottom. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
@TheSonOfKrypton: "Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery" - My beef. In case any of you didn't implicitly understand that. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
That's a poor design, from an ergonomic, engineering, and cost perspective. And the flashlight doesn't stay on for 20 years, it just supposedly stays available for 20 years in case you want to use it. I'd much rather have a $5 motion-induction-recharged flashlight that will last 100 years... oh wait, I do. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
@Curves: You know, I thought the same damn thing when it came up on my screen... "20 year Porsche Fleshlight? Hmmm...*click*" Just imagine my disappointment. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
@B-low: Poor Frooch... enduring the endless Fleshlight jokes. I say bravo, to the bold Frucci, for having the courage to do that article, jokesters be damned! *bows head respectfully* #mpoweremergencyilluminator
Because an exclusive, Mac-centric expo is unnecessary, now that Apple's pretty much picked itself up completely out of the river of shit that they swam through in the 90's.
I've been to MANY CES shows, and Comdex before that, as a journalist.
Apple or not, CES is dominated by iPod accessories, and with the success of the iPhone, this is a no brainer. This is about the "i-ecosystem" whether Apple participates or not.
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Microsoft took 10 years and 2 complete rewrites to make a viable mobile OS, while Palm was selling PDAs and phones that did what people wanted.
Palm haters make me laugh. Plenty of people have made these same stupid pronouncements about Apple, RIM, and even Motorola.
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Sidenote: every dang time I see your profile picture, I think of this.
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On a lighter note...oh man.
Agreed.
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Video camera function would be a good thing to pimp right now too. And better power management/speed-step for the processor. Alternatively, a mature IDE that can crank the apps out.
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cheers ;-) #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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Bam! #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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I'm so pissed at that flashlight that I wanna go cut someone with the Porsche Type 301 knives! #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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If only some people would read the article.. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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Sorry, I've resolved not to spend more than $70 on a flashlight unless it can cut off Ponda Baba's arm in a bar fight. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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@met2art: Courage would be laying with this hot puppy. Incidentally also designed by Porsche.
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@B-low: Don't judge me!
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Apple or not, CES is dominated by iPod accessories, and with the success of the iPhone, this is a no brainer. This is about the "i-ecosystem" whether Apple participates or not.
Here's what I posted from this past CES:
[www.iphonelife.com]
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Are you Larry or Sergey?