@Scotland: Bladder Buddy is the product name. i.e "Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal" would be of little help to you.
Man, this is freaky. It doesn't help that the dude is trying to look normal with suit, tie and briefcase. Not to mention the hand resting where his hip would otherwise be located.
@misterwho: "What? This scene is perfectly normal. Suit, tie, briefcase, strange contraption replacing his legs, wheeling him around everywhere.... perfectly normal."
@highfloydelity: If that guy was crippled somehow, I could see the usefulness for this.... besides the no-pants thing which is where my mind also went to at first.
After that, like mentioned below, it will soon become a tool for the rich and lazy and worthless; and then it will become a tool for the fat which they will somehow get covered under insurance which will consequently raise everyone's rates because, let's face it, there's a lot of fat people out there.
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One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
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That printer better be careful.
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AND REARVIEW MIRRORS, LOTS AND LOTS of rearview mirrors like a vespa!
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Also, how does one use the bathroom?
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Bladder Buddy
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Sorry fatty, you gotta lose some weight before we can fit you for one...
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After that, like mentioned below, it will soon become a tool for the rich and lazy and worthless; and then it will become a tool for the fat which they will somehow get covered under insurance which will consequently raise everyone's rates because, let's face it, there's a lot of fat people out there.