Canned Bacon Guarantees Full Heart Failure in 24 Hours

Remember the canned cheeseburgers? Now you can make yours even more yummylicious with canned 100% US bacon, cooked and ready to eat. Actually, forget the burger: make your own bacon sandwich using two additional layers of bacon instead of bread. Each can contains all the vitamins and minerals you need to keep a… » 6/03/08 1:20pm 6/03/08 1:20pm

Did the Infamous Canburger Start Out as an Art Project?

Does art imitate life or does life imitate art? That's one of many, many questions that arose in my mind when I saw this art exhibit in France that's made up of 10,000 "Canburgers." And no, these aren't just purchased from the place we found the originals in, they were specially commissioned by the artist, Mike… » 2/08/08 4:40pm 2/08/08 4:40pm

Cheeseburger Vacuum Won't Clean Clogged Arteries

I guess designer portable, tabletop vacuums are an area yet to be tapped, until now. This is a miniature vacuum (think Dustbuster), but it is shaped like a cheeseburger. If you didn't feel like enough of a pig before, try cleaning all of those crumbs off your gut with an actual cheeseburger. $20. » 4/24/07 6:45pm 4/24/07 6:45pm