The Journalistic Exploits of Mr. Poon… Er, Jane Doe... I Mean, FletchJordan Kushins8/21/14 8:00pm4510EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkDr. Rosenpenis. Dr. Rosenrosen. Dr. Rosen. John Cocktoston. Mr. Poon. Arnold Babar. Jane Doe. Ted Nugent. Fletch F. Fletch. They're all the same man: Irwin M. Fletcher. Goes by Fletch. He's actually 6'5", with an afro 6'9", and if you spend the night with him he will make you very happy.