If you'd like to give your child the gift of a lifetime of therapy, these "never-miss-me-again" dolls will make sure they head right for the couch as soon as they're old enough. Holding a photo of whatever you'd like (I recommend you with photoshopped red eyes), the dolls can also play back a prerecorded message.
If you're stuck taking care of your spawn there's a good chance you aren't getting your kicks racing your fancy car around. Damn babies take up a lot of your free time. But hey, that doesn't mean you can't get a taste for speed and instill a healthy fear of his father into Junior at the same time.