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This Child Harness Warrants No Safety Concerns At All
This little gadget was spotted at a Taipei trade show. To those pesky kids who insist on walking but move too slowly to keep up with their parents, just let them stand at an adult's height with their ankles immobilized by nylon straps. That'll solve the problem just fine. Smart thinking, Sogo Game. Your product should catch all the buzz of bootleg milk.