Let’s state the obvious: trains in america are awful. They’re slow, expensive, and not very reliable. And there are a few, largely unsolvable reasons why that’s the case.
German Belgian train is self-sufficient enough that I'm starting to question everything I've done with my life. It's a train that doesn't need tracks laid out for it—because it lays them itself.
You'd have to be an April Fool (nice tie-in, huh?) to not like this massive hand-built locomotive grill and smoker. It recently fetched $12,370.95 on eBay, but considering that it's actually an eat-in kitchen (complete with booth), the price is really pretty reasonable. The conductor hat you wear while cooking,…