Chuck Norris one ups Van Damme's Volvo truck ad with airplanes—and CGI

Remember Jean-Claude Van Damme's split between two Volvo trucks, the ad that wasn't computer generated but an actual stunt? Well, Chuck Norris splitting between two Lockheed C-5 Galaxy with a squad of special forces on top of his hat is CGI. But that doesn't matter, because if Chuck wanted, Chuck would totally do it. » 12/20/13 1:10am 12/20/13 1:10am

Buy this Camera or Chuck Norris Will Beat Up Your Family

What do you do when you want to show that your phone is tough? If you're Rollei, you put a picture of Chuck Norris on the front. That's right, a camera with Chuck Norris in fighting stance on the front. One of the features of this camera is that instead of smiling, all of your subjects will have looks of fear and… » 9/02/08 7:00pm 9/02/08 7:00pm

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris…

Great Wall 5 is the codename for China's Summer Olympics anti-terrorist operations. They say they will use "police forces, the People's Armed Police, the People's Liberation Army and the health, environmental protection, meteorology and transportation departments," but I can also see flamethrowers, SWATs on Segways,… » 7/18/08 10:00am 7/18/08 10:00am