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    Happy 69th Birthday Chuck Norris

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/11/09

    In reply to Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They "Ridicule Public Figures"
    I can't believe that Chuck Norris doesn't approve of this.


    Since we and Apple are still existing, I can only assume that he doesn't have a problem with this.


    Remember what happened to that company that made Chuck Norris dolls that doubled as fleshlights? You don't? Of course not, because he didn't approve.

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    03/11/09

    In reply to Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They "Ridicule Public Figures"
    Am I the only person who thinks the joke the screenshot is funny?
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    03/12/09

    @dangster: It's not a joke..
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They "Ridicule Public Figures"
    Apple is afraid of Chuck Norris showing up in Cupertino ready to chew bubble-gum and kick ass, only to discover he's all out of Bazooka Joe...
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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    03/11/09

    In reply to Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They "Ridicule Public Figures"
    Well Chuck is now on my list of idiots. This fool made some comments that are damn close to sedition...


    [politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com]


    Man Chuck... I used to love you so.....

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    03/11/09

    @Today is Cordfucious 32nd Birthday: On a related note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cordfucious!!!
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    Image of junyo junyo
    03/11/09

    @Today is Cordfucious 32nd Birthday: Remember when dissent was the highest form of patriotism, and progressives were talking about breaking off from Jesusland?


    Yeah, me neither.

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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    03/11/09

    @junyo: Of course, once in a while it pays to remember that our country, the USA was founded by violent terrorists performing treasonous acts.


    History is all about perspective, kids.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/11/09

    @Cordfucious v32.0.1: Hey Happy Birthday!


    @junyo: Patriotism and idiocy are not mutually exclusive, on either side of the aisle.

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    03/11/09

    @Cordfucious v32.0.1: Those silly texans, they're all talk.


    They got their asses kicked by some Mexicans and they haven't stopped whining about it since.

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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    03/11/09

    @bpapa9013: Try living here... being a transplant from New Orleans in '98, the whole pledge of allegiance to the Texas Flag (YES the TEXAS FLAG) threw me for serious loop. Texan pride is a serious thing here.. its damn near cult like. And here in Houston.... oh jesus diaz. We are a city with no identity (Space City, Bayou City, BBQ Country, Rodeo City), but do not say it out loud or you are considered an inbred swine...
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They "Ridicule Public Figures"
    How is this a bestmodo?
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    03/11/09

    @Giz-Guy: I'm testing something.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/11/09

    @Jason Chen: Could you test a way to keep Mr./Ms. "Nazi!!" away while your at it?


    Not that the Bestmodo tag isn't important or anything.

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/11/09

    In reply to Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They "Ridicule Public Figures"
    Remember, you decided that you wanted to buy into this crap, so don't go bitchin' NOW.


    Enjoy, comrade.

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    03/11/09

    @strider_mt2k: You realize that just opens the door for a slew of In Soviet America... jokes.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/11/09

    @strider_mt2k: In Soviet America...Jrsy Devil's Food Cake® Oh :'(
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    03/11/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: -oh dear lord...
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    03/12/09

    @strider_mt2k: Fortunately no one noticed this so I think we're safe..
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    03/11/09

    In reply to Happy 69th Birthday Chuck Norris
    thanks everyone for the barrel of laughs, I needed that
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/11/09

    In reply to Happy 69th Birthday Chuck Norris
    I don't think I can handle only having John Mayer left when this guy finally bites the big one.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    03/11/09

    In reply to Happy 69th Birthday Chuck Norris
    To quote a wise, wise man, known as me.


    "It's well known that Bruce Lee was the embodiment of every living creature. In order to live among regular humans, he had to divest himself of the trappings of the animal kingdom, retaining only the faint essence of each, except for the dragon, whose full soul was retained.


    He threw his skeleton of the bear into the sky and created Ursa Major. The shade of the Maple Tree became Canada. His legs of the frog, France. The core of the canine almost made it out of the Sun's orbit but was trapped at the last second, becoming Pluto. Etc.


    He laid his fins of the shark up in the north, which became Finland, and not long thereafter, Nokia sprung from the fertile soil of his creation.


    The next day, when he woke up, groggy, he had a cup of coffee and took his morning crap. And thus was born Chuck Norris."

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    03/10/09

    In reply to Happy 69th Birthday Chuck Norris
    And what does he have to do with tech
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    03/11/09

    @Xjep: [comment removed by Chuck Norris]
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    03/11/09

    @Xjep: Google "google Chuck Norris" then click "I'm feeling lucky"

    :)
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/11/09

    @Xjep: Isn't a computer watch Tech?
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    Image of Scotland Scotland
    03/11/09

    @Scotland: If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    03/11/09

    @Scotland: Until now. It will show your comment! Someone's gonna get a visit from Chucky. And I don't mean the homicidal doll. Although, you'll wish I did.
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    Image of rclAlaric rclAlaric
    03/10/09

    In reply to Happy 69th Birthday Chuck Norris
    69 years old? He could still kick the crap out of us all!
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    Image of SegamanXero SegamanXero
    03/11/09

    @rclAlaric: must be a mistake, should read 69 trillion years old, he just only looks 69 years old... because he round houses the aging process in the face, which is why he looks so young for 69 trillion years old... yeah...
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    11/14/08

    In reply to iPhone Shoulder Holster Is Chuck Norris' Favorite Fashion Accessory
    A man purse with a couple of bra straps added.


    All you need to go with this is an Urban Sombrero and you're all set....

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    Image of Omen Omen
    11/14/08

    In reply to iPhone Shoulder Holster Is Chuck Norris' Favorite Fashion Accessory
    I no longer hold respect for Chuck Norris since he revealed himself to be a religious right wackaloon-creationist. These chuck norris references are becoming less and less funny.
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    11/14/08

    @Omen: I agree, the jokes were always funnier when I thought he was a heathen left wackaloon-baby killer.
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    11/14/08

    In reply to iPhone Shoulder Holster Is Chuck Norris' Favorite Fashion Accessory
    Man Purse.
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    Image of Rabid Penguin Rabid Penguin
    11/14/08

    @Curves:

    European Carryall.
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