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    Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/20/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    Clearly, no matter how the math works out, Kirk should have died. That cop should have kicked him over the cliff himself for destroying such a sweet Corvette.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    12/20/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    Clearly he can, because he did.
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    Image of hjsalberg hjsalberg
    12/20/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    Dammit Jim, it's a car not a trampoline.
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    12/20/08

    @hjsalberg: Kids, in the paper: Tramampoline ! Trapopiline !
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    12/20/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    OK, look, this was all covered in canon way back in the TNG days. He survives because:


    Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.

    As Kirk is a little child, he is protected. Since it's also his fate to command the Enterprise, he is doubly so protected. So what you don't see is fate interceding and allowing Kirk to partially phase his clothes through the existing rocks/dirt, which slowed him down and kept him stuck to the wall.


    ::mumbles to self:: I mean, a whole web site full of geeks and nerds, and I'm the only one who remembers this line. What's this world coming to.

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    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    I don't mean to come off as some arrogant, elitist, know-it-all, self-indulgent, Kirk-like, pedantic ass...


    but you don't capitalize "newtons" as a unit of measurement. The S.I. rules are pretty clear about this, because it is a so-called "derived unit." The abbreviation is "N"; but when written, to be correct, it's "newtons."


    OK! Whew. Glad I got that off my chest. Clearly... one of my pet peeves.

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    Image of Trowble (XBL/PSN) Trowble (XBL/PSN)
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    Dude, if Harold (aka Hikaru Sulu) was totally driving that car, he'd so take it to White Castle and being a stupid kid that doesn't know about physics as much as I don't know about Star Trek seeing as how I just checked IMDB for the cast and saw John Cho as the character and made the connection with White Castle along with writing this one big run-on sentence.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    12/20/08

    @Trowble (XBL/PSN): Star commenter status, stat!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    The drag from his third leg helped slow him down..
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    We're all so busy wondering if Kirk could make it out alive, that we all missed the fact that tires don't squeal on dirt. (4 sec in.) Where's your fancy store-bought physics for that, Adam Weiner?
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    12/20/08

    @badhatharry: He turns onto a paved road. You can see the lines and everything.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    12/20/08

    @Voyou_Charmant: Noticed that, but I thought it was dirt. Why would a paved road run directly off a cliff? Is it a lemming highway?
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    Image of Glare Glare
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    I want more of this stuff.. I'm a big fan of Physics and a big fan of Gizmodo.. do the math.
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    Image of mr_bigglesworth mr_bigglesworth
    12/20/08

    @Glare: *does calculations*

    ah, so you need to get out more??
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    12/22/08

    @mr_bigglesworth: *does calculations*

    *repeats calculations*

    *error checks results*

    That was the secondary result of my calculations as well; but my primary result was that he needs to discover women.
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    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    Am I the only person in the world annoyed at how the boy seems to be connected to hold on to the cliff with his belly, not his arms or legs? He hangs from the cliff, but not by his arms or legs, since they are moving about with no real purpose. The only thing connecting him to the cliff wall is his belly. I cannot understand how they let a failed clip like that into a trailer.
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    12/19/08

    @Ihoss: That's 'cuz he impaled the side of the cliff with something just below his waist..
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    Image of SeventhExile SeventhExile
    12/20/08

    @Ihoss: I was thinking that same thing.

    He's letting go of the cliff with both hands.. and just floating here..

    talk about bad stunt/editing...

    wonder what the movie will be like if they cant even get a trailer right.
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    Image of bestpersonintheunivers bestpersonintheunivers
    12/20/08

    @SeventhExile: Hah. Don't lie, you'll be having a nerdgasm like the rest of us when it comes out.
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    12/20/08

    @Ihoss: Yeah... there's obviously something else stuck to that cliff.


    Star Trek XX: The Children of Kirk, with a cast of thousands.

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    12/22/08

    @bestpersonintheunivers: If it was a young Jean-Luc cavorting around the south of France and then getting command of the Enterprise D, then I might care.


    Brannigan, I mean Zap, I mean Kirk, never interested me.

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    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    Video not working.
    =/
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    He's Kirk, he kirks ass!!!!
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    Image of macabron macabron
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    Awesome! I would love to see a couple more of these real world calculations about other movies. Great job!
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/20/08

    @macabron: Like how far a douche can fly?
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    Image of TBM-Fan TBM-Fan
    12/20/08

    @Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★: A d-bag? very far
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    Image of infmom infmom
    12/20/08

    @TBM-Fan: Especially if he's got Air Force One.
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    Image of Brian Lam Brian Lam
    12/19/08

    In reply to Can Young Kirk Really Survive the Car Jump In the New Star Trek?
    He's kirk, he can do it.
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    12/19/08

    @Brian Lam: No, BLam, he can't do it.


    I hate to break it to you, but Kirk cheats. If anything, he changed the laws of physics.


    He wasn't in any danger. He's never faced death, not like this. He never faced death. He cheated death. He tricked my way out of death... and patted himself on the back for his ingenuity.

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    Image of Nacon Nacon
    12/19/08

    @Brian Lam: ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL!


    Oh yeah, in case you haven't noticed till now... the movie gonna suck.

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    12/20/08

    @Nacon: And you'll see it. Just like you undoubtedly saw the Prequels.
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    12/21/08

    @OMG! Chrismukkah!:


    If he really was a physist he wouldn't using a formula based on friction because it's too hard to do, he should have used a work around for it, like all normal physist.
    And he should use the metric system like the rest of the world.


    Wtf is Mpg or feet or shit like that? us S.I. damn it !!

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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    12/22/08

    @It s off the Hizzle fo $hizzle My Dizzle: S.I. units are a crutch for the weak minded, just like religion and OS X.


    I dare ANYONE to come up with better flame bait than that.

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