Off-topic, but the first thing I thought of after reading this (nicely done review Debbie, BTW) was that Dyson will make one that has 15 invisible tounges...like his $350 bladeless fan.
Good toy but pleasure could be distracted with the wind! This moving weel will create air flow that will be not hot|warm (like breathing during oral interaction) but cold. I think it may kill entire idea
I hate to be the one but: Why is this on Gizmodo? I like that this stuff is normally sectioned off to FleshBot so I know my browsing blogs at work can remain SFW.
@brodie7838: Well, you do what I do. I type in 'www.gizmodo.com', see that on the front page, yell 'Oh my God' (just in case somebody happened to oversee it), press the 'x' to close out the tab, then revisit it at home.
@Shamoononon: Nicely done. Another alternative would be to simply hit End or Page Down quickly to scroll past it, or Ctrl+W. I swear people try to not be stealthy about their work browsing.
Kotaku is blocked for me too. Some kind of misconception that you can play games there.
Debby, a former co-worker of mine used to be a roommate of yours, Katie. Just found out she's getting married in 11 days. I think the perfect wedding present has been found!
Nice li'l device I suppose. But why not make it better by installing a Binfords Magnum Brushless 24v Electric Motor to it, and watch that puppy roar like an elk. Sure to get the job done in a nice, unclean manner.
However one question still remains; will it blend?
@psychonaut2021: "Apparently, he didn't realize that in Germany, we use 220-volt currents. It took us 30 minutes just to get the smile off of his face."
Maude Lebowski:. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
I still can't really see how this could be adapted for male stimulation. Unless you count licking the balls (and I just realized that there's very little way to discuss this without feeling puerile or juvenile)
@debbyherbenick: I have a feeling that the sqweel feels slightly different than a chicks (or a dude, whatever floats your boat) tongue on your balls. Frankly, I fail to see how it would work without a load of lube. Things just get messier from there.
That's a puppet?! Pardon me while I go screaming into the night. I literally almost typed "I was waiting for it to start talking to me" in my first post!
So let's get this straight: A website with a male readership adding up to Microsoft like percentage shares, gets an article about a female marital aid? And goddamnit, I couldn't even resist the urge to click the article and actually read it in it's entirety. I don't know if I'm mad at myself, Giz, Giz readers, or humanity more. Or maybe I'm just aroused? At this point who knows?
@debbyherbenick: edit - I wish you were my sex ed professor back in college. Wait, sex ed in college? I'm no 40 yr. old virgin now. I'm not even 40!!! Oh, I have a headache now...
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Kotaku is blocked for me too. Some kind of misconception that you can play games there.
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And no, I do not shave my legs! Quit accusing me!
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However one question still remains; will it blend?
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The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
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she's doing it wrong
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I must admit, I lol'd.
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That's a puppet?! Pardon me while I go screaming into the night. I literally almost typed "I was waiting for it to start talking to me" in my first post!
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enough said?
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