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    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    05:34 PM

    In reply to Screw Iron Man 2, Hot Tub Time Machine Will Be the Sci-Fi Event of 2010
    I'm ashamed of myself...

    I'm going to see this.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    05:04 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    And I can't even find the store I'm looking for at the mall...
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    04:52 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    This fairy cake is making me thirsty.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    04:29 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    So on the subject of intelligent life outside our planet-- There's a pretty good chance that even if they were looking for us, they'd never be able to find us in that huge mess.
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    Image of random_droid random_droid
    04:40 PM

    @Homerjay is utterly alone.: Well, they could follow the radio signals back to our planet since we have transmitted so much and continue to transmit them.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    04:42 PM

    @random_droid: Sure, if they knew how to listen to the radio. Maybe they don't have ears. Also, the distance our radio signals have made it is so miniscule still.
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    Image of random_droid random_droid
    04:55 PM

    @Homerjay is utterly alone.: Well, assuming they were intelligent and had the technology to listen to the signals. Of course lesser lifeforms couldn't track them. As for the distance the signals have traveled, as the video shows, it's only 70 light years, but a planet with intelligent life could be anywhere. Who knows, maybe they've already sent us a space tweet, it just hasn't got here yet.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03:42 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    "Man, we are fucking nothing."

    i should certainly hope not. coincidentally the only place you can fuck nothing is in space. and that would make your johnson explode. in the bad kind of way. getting your dick sucked is a whole other thing in space.

    "What happened to Travis?"

    "Didn't you hear? Poor bastard was replacing one of the solar arrays, his suit failed, and he got his dick sucked."
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    Image of BeyondtheTech BeyondtheTech
    03:39 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    So, you're saying the world isn't flat?
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    Image of Hearthatvoiceagain Hearthatvoiceagain
    03:12 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    Total Perspective Vortex = Mind well and truly blown.

    Thank You.
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    Image of Digo Digo
    03:03 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    Oh yeah, well when I look up at the universe and I put my hand in front of my eyes, I don't see any of that stuff. Take that universe, trumped by my hand. Who's insignificant now?
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow
    02:54 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    I wonder how many of those "artificial satellites" belong to Google.
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    02:57 PM

    @Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow: Does Google have ANY satellites? They have the rights to the pictures some of them take, but I doubt they actually own any.
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow
    03:02 PM

    @njdevil: you dare speak against the vast wealth and power of Google?!

    [waits for lightning to strike]
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    Image of Eruanno Eruanno
    03:11 PM

    @Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow:

    No, no. Here, let me show you how it's done.

    *dark booming voice* YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST THE MIGHT OF GOOGLE?!
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    Image of cobaltage cobaltage
    02:51 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    That amount of unmapped space could easily hide a space monster.
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    Image of EBone EBone
    02:52 PM

    @cobaltage: Even better - space nymphos.
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow
    02:52 PM

    @cobaltage: ...and Decepticons.
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow
    02:56 PM

    @EBone: snoo-snoo, anyone?
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    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    03:07 PM

    @cobaltage: The amount of mapped space could easily hide a space monster ...we have missed.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05:22 PM

    @Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow: @EBone: What about Japanese Decepticon fembots?
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    Image of EBone EBone
    05:25 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus: Are they nymphomaniacs?
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow
    05:26 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus: I am all for that!
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    Image of NorwoodIsMyHero NorwoodIsMyHero
    02:44 PM

    In reply to Prepare to Have Your Brain Exploded by This Known Universe Video
    Speak for yourself Frucci, I ain't nothing!
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    Image of barrygeorge001001 barrygeorge001001
    02:59 PM

    @NorwoodIsMyHero: Are you saying he's fucking you?
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    Image of frigg frigg
    08:30 AM

    In reply to Israeli Authorities Will Reimburse Girl After Shooting Holes Through Her Laptop
    Is that the girl from "Little House On The Prairie?"
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    01:53 AM

    In reply to Israeli Authorities Will Reimburse Girl After Shooting Holes Through Her Laptop
    I'm having a hard time understanding how popping three bullets there would have helped in any circunstances... anyone care to share some thoughts?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01:57 AM

    @Bokusatsu_Tenshi: two theories: 1) she pissed them off and they took it out on her computer 2) they tried to detonate it by shooting it, which they often do do.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    06:52 AM

    @all: Got it.
    At first I thought about trying to detonate considering it was a bomb, but I thought they used proper explosives... not gun shots.

    But yeah, makes sense.

    Kinda hard to judge without actually being there though.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    01:34 AM

    In reply to Israeli Authorities Will Reimburse Girl After Shooting Holes Through Her Laptop
    Clancy, use the remote.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09:58 AM

    @philibuster: Guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out your face.
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    Image of Segador Segador
    12/16/09

    In reply to Israeli Authorities Will Reimburse Girl After Shooting Holes Through Her Laptop
    I'm guessing they heard her voice for about 3 seconds, were driven totally insane, and her laptop was the casualty.
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    Image of Spoony Bard Spoony Bard
    01:26 AM

    @Segador: Damn you, sir. You made me click on the video.

    By Thor's Hammer, this man speaks the truth.
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    Image of NorwoodIsMyHero NorwoodIsMyHero
    08:57 AM

    @Segador: People with voices and vocabulary like that should have any device they can use to communicate with the outside world taken from them, by deadly force if necessary.

    A hearty salute to you, Mr. Israeli Airport Security Guy.
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    Image of CommentingpointlesslyisMeh CommentingpointlesslyisMeh
    10:38 AM

    @Segador: Like, fer sher!
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