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guns
Nike Salutes Your Right To Keep And Bear Awesome T-Shirt Guns
Have you seen that t-shirt gun in the new Nike commercial? It's cooler looking than any t-shirt gun I have ever seen—hell, it may be the coolest product Nike has ever made. And they are actually selling it. More » -
fashion
S. Cafe Shirts Are Made From Coffee Grounds
"One medium cup of coffee can make two T-shirts," according to the general manager of Singtex, makers of S. Cafe shirts. More » -
fashion
RIPT FUSION Shirt Transforms Man Into Meathead, Instantly
Dilemma: You want to look sexy but not too sexy—and certainly not all the time. You're busy and have errands to run, and you can't have post office employees rubbing up in your junk like pups in heat. More » -
fashion
Apparently Making Bacon Bits Is Just Like Playing Space Invaders
We've all underestimated the power of the recent bacon movement. Hop on this meme while it's still hot (and crispy-smokey-delicious) with this $10 shirt from woot!. And here we always thought bacon bits were made of soy. [shirt.woot! via geekologie] -
movies
Buy the Hat from Back to the Future: Part II
You've seen the shoes and you've scored the jacket. But what about the most garish garment of Marty McFly's 2015 ensemble, his eye-straining, iridescent hat? Yes, now even that masterpiece is for sale. More » -
clothing
Transformers: Robots In Disguise T-Shirt
Now that Michael Bay has made the Transformers franchise an even larger international phenomenon, the poor Autobots need to deploy a series of new technologies to blend in. Godspeed, you brave metallic chameleons. $15. [Slapt via Super Punch] -
watches
Diesel Spawns a Two-Faced Freak of Nature Watch
Apparently, half a watch plus half a watch equals one ugly watch. More » -
space
Everything's Better In Space
Including epic battles with interstellar octopi, staff blasters and all. Flaunt this obvious fact to the less informed with a t-shirt. More » -
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star wars
AT-AT Walker X-Rayed: It's a Dinosaur!
End the Rebel propaganda machine with this t-shirt: Just like they blew up thousands of contractors forced to work on the incomplete Death Star, they slaughtered hundreds of these innocent, beautiful creatures. [Red Bubble] -
clothing
The Gaming Revolution Sparks Very Non-Revolting T-Shirt
"The Gaming Revolution" shirt foretells the day when the proletariat will rise up and seize control of the government using advanced military skills developed through endless hours of Call of Duty. [Threadless Thanks Paul!] -
clothing
Thanko Camera Necktie Is the Stuff of Spies, Bored Office Workers
There is absolutely no aspect of your job that necessitates the use of a spycam necktie. I'm sorry, but your work just isn't that interesting. But that's why Man was given imagination. More » -
clothing
Nintendo Spills Its Guts in the Wii Exploded Tee
I absolutely cannot get enough of the exploded phenomenon. And this WiiXploded t-shirt is absolutely no exception...even though it seems to be missing Nintendo's patented money printing components. $17 [WiiXploded] -
t-shirts
In Case of Rapid Atari 2600 Disassembly, Consult This T-Shirt
Geek tees: can we ever have enough? I already own this, but I'm digging this exploded 2600 schematic shirt. Actually we probably can have enough, but one more never hurt. It's $23 shipped. [Exploded 2600] -
fashion
Invisibility Shirt Is Camo by Photoshop
Generally, there's nothing that makes me laugh harder than an "I didn't see you there" joke to a guy dressed in camouflage at the mall. But here's one better. More » -
clothing
Lazy Pants: Practical Fashion For The Sunday Slacker
What did you do yesterday? If the high point of the day involved eating SpaghettiO's and watching cartoons, then these Lazy Sunday Pants should be right up your alley. More » -
jackets
Philips Emotion Jacket Touches You In Movie Theaters
End of Titanic. Rose floating on debris, Jack in the water. You want to cry but can't. Philips' new concept jacket gives you a little hug (out of sympathy? pity?) and there go the waterworks. More » -
snowmodo
Blazewear Heated Sportsvest: Lightning Review
The Gadget: Blazewear's heated vest is powered by a lithium ion pack and good for hours of user controlled heat. It also has a built in flashlight on the battery. It's very warm! More » -
concepts
Good Ideas: Pillow-Enhanced Clothing For Office Drones Working Late
Besides making you resemble David Byrne in Stop Making Sense (good!), this concept from Polish designer Maja Ganszyniec that turns your collar, tie and sleeve into a pillow looks very comfortable. [Portfolio Page via DVICE] More » -
clothing
Vessel Coat Doubles as a Backpack, Triples As a Tent
Not since the 15-below jacket have I seen an outdoor garment as versatile as this Vessel concept. It's a coat, backpack and tent all-in-one. More » -
military gadgets
Suicide Bomber Training Vest in the Works
The US Naval Air Warfare Center is currently developing a suicide bomber simulation vest in an attempt to prepare soldiers for encounters with possibly rigged combatants, according to patent filings. More » -
batman
New Batman Hoodie Probably Won't Protect You Against Bullies
Sure we've seen Batman hoodies before, but this one is the baddest assest one we've come across. Well, okay - baddest assest for any person who would actually wear a Batman hoodie. More » -
clothing
Jacket With an Inflatable Hood Is Perfect For Sleepy Travelers
Sleeping on a train, plane or car would be a hell of a lot more comfortable if your jacket had a hood that could inflate and function as a pillow. More » -
green
Sears is Recycling Your Empty Mountain Dew Bottles Into Fine Tailored Suits
OK, the "fine tailored" part may or may not be an exaggeration on my part, but the fact that Sears is recycling plastic bottles into wearable business suits is no tall tale. More » -
star wars
Death Star Disco, Dark Side Inferno
Who likes to party? The Dark Side likes to party. Pick up this Death Star Disco tee for $25, the perfect accoutrement for your custom tailored Vader-style leisure suit. [redbubble via Fashionably Geek] -
clothing
Tough Times Belt Puncher: Try the Recession Diet
Taken literally, the idiom "tighten your belt" means it's time to cut back on your strict bacon diet in lean economic times. A recession diet calls for sacrifice—and this belt puncher can help. More » -
star trek
Star Trek Corsets Hopefully Will Make Him Last Long and Prosper
Hey girls! Don't know what to wear for your special, geeky valentine? How about this sexy, handmade Star Trek-inspired corset that's selling on Etsy for $200 in all different Star Trek colors! [Etsy via BBG] -
memento mori
Joker Ski Mask Is Creepy In More Ways Than One
It's not quite a Mission Impossible latex replace-a-face, but it'll do for these frigid times. And as with everything related to Ledger's Joker, the gravitas is off the charts. [Amazon via Great White Shark] -
clothing
Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'
In case your obnoxious Segway weren't clarification enough, this Segway shirt reading "that's how I roll" should set things straight. Donning Dean Kamen's matching denim pants/denim shirt combo also works. [ExBoyfriend via ShinyShiny] -
clothing
Seattle Thrift Stores Flooded With Shirts From Disgruntled Microsoft Ex-Employees
In the wake of Microsoft's first wave of layoffs, Seattle thrift stores are seeing a significant rise in Microsoft-related, wearable propaganda. And some of this stuff is downright hilarious. More » -
culture
The Helbotica Tee Is a Geek Twofer
Love robots? Love Helvetica? Who doesn't? Order this shirt in red, cranberry or charcoal for $25. Then wear the shirt while dancing the robot and achieve the fabled geek threefer. [Chop Shop via Botjunkie] -
robots
SweatBot Saves You From Embarrassment By Taking the B.O. Bullet
It's a good thing that robots have not yet mastered the ability to complain, because SAM (the Sweating Agile Mannequin) here has the worst robo-job ever. More » -
dealzmodo
25 Years of Mac Commemorative Shirts For $5.25 While Supplies Last
To celebrate the 25th birthday of the Mac, FastMac is selling three new retro-inspired designs for $5.25 until midday tomorrow or until supplies are exhausted. More » -
clothing
Measurement Gloves Give Construction Jobs the Finger
There's never a ruler around when you need one, but these measurement gloves can conceivably clip to your jacket to always have on the job (you know, like mittens). More » -
fashion
BOOBIES Calculator Shirt to Make All Other Shirts Obsolete
Ladies and gentlemen, this post is everything that I have to offer the world. It's an upside down calculator t-shirt with "5318008" typed in. And it's $18. [Look At Me Shirts via Fashionably Geek] -
clothing
The North Face's Aluminum-Coated, Reversible Mercurial Jacket
This winter jacket's reversible lining has silver and black sides. The breathable aluminum-coated surface reflects up to 47% more sun than the cold weather black side, keeping the wearer much cooler when its out. More » -
lego
Minifig Fashion Statement, The T-Shirt
If you think it's difficult to get dressed in the morning, just imagine the anatomically induced wardrobe complications for a LEGO minifig. More » -
bacon
The Bacon Watch Always Knows What Time It Is
If there's any downside to the $25 Bacon Watch, it's that users may unintentionally gnaw at their own arm. More » -
clothing
Earbuds Tie Makes it Look Like You Have Headphones Around Your Neck
But really, you don't have any headphones around your neck at all. Get it? [Anton Repponen via Book of Joe]








































