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    Study Says Most Cellphone Users Are Too Distracted To Notice A Clown On A Unicycle

    Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia for a Month

    Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle to Make Clowns, Attention-Seekers Even Less Impressive
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Study Says Most Cellphone Users Are Too Distracted To Notice A Clown On A Unicycle
    Um, they did the experiment at Western and asked if they'd seen anything unusual... a clown riding a unicycle wouldn't really be that unusual there... it's a weird place. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Study Says Most Cellphone Users Are Too Distracted To Notice A Clown On A Unicycle
    Can't look... clowns will tweet me...
    Can't look... clowns will tweet me...
    Can't look... clowns will tweet me... #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Study Says Most Cellphone Users Are Too Distracted To Notice A Clown On A Unicycle

    Maybe they hate clowns, and this is like repressed memory?

    But, I can attest that cell phones distract. For over a week now, I have been riding with the above cup stuck to my car roof with magnets. I have yet to have a person on a cell phone either wave at me, honk at me, flash their lights, or the ultimate, actually get out and attempt to remove it at stoplights. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/19/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: AWESOME. Sounds like a PLAN!
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    10/19/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: That is freaking awesome. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/19/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: LeBaron? #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @rocketbear79: 85 Cutlass Ciera. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: LMFAO!!! That is genius! #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @TheGeekMeister: It has 4 coats of spray varnish on it to stop it from getting wet and getting soft. It also has 3 hard drive magnets glued to the bottom, and are set up in a manner to combine their force. Hot glue holds the lid and cup condom on. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: Thanks for the tips, I'm going to the home depot and starbucks now. I don't like coffee so does someone want a free cup? #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_Hates #DoucheDad: lol@ cup condom. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @TheGeekMeister: @OMG!Ponies! told me I needed to include one to make it recognizable as Starbucks. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Study Says Most Cellphone Users Are Too Distracted To Notice A Clown On A Unicycle
    "Hyman speculates that it may not be the technology itself which distracts them, but instead the concentration required to maintain a conversation."

    Ah, I see Hyman works for the Department of Durrrrrrrrrr. Did he actually think that the glowing screen somehow reduces peripheral vision?

    Also in the "Durrr" category: the best way to deal with an unwanted clown presence is to ignore it, hope to God it goes away, and repress the memory immediately. They noticed, they were just cooping. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @OCEntertainment: Actually, what he wrote in the paper is that people having conversations (walking in pairs) AND people using electronics (ipods/mp3) are more likely to notice the clown than people talking on a cellphone. Since the device itself is pretty brainless, and conversations alone don't seem to drastically affect how many people notice the clown, it's something specific about having a conversation on a cellphone. He had to test the electronics bit in order to make it a valid experiment, whether he believed it had an effect or not. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/20/09

    @Dogen: I accept this explanation, even if it totally ruins my joke. #cellphoneclownstudy
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    10/03/09

    In reply to Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia for a Month
    No Vulgar the clown?
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia for a Month
    Pennywise is the Jesus of scary clowns.
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    10/02/09

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    Holy shit! The one between Ronald and Homey is John Wayne Gacy (AKA Pogo the clown). I also think that the 6th one from the left is Captain Spaulding from The Devil's Rejects...

    Extra creepy...
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia for a Month
    can't sleep, clown will eat me :s
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia for a Month
    Who is the clown between Krusty and It with the blue eye shadow? I have seen glimpses of him on some movie channel and have wanted to know who he was.
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    10/02/09

    @elzlaik: Captain Spaulding from House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects...
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia for a Month
    Obligatory.
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    10/02/09

    In reply to Warning: This Image Will Give You Insomnia for a Month
    Hahaha, you will bow down to the power of ギグー〜！　(Otherwise known as Giygas.)
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    10/02/09

    @(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: I imagine this is what going to McDonald's on Acid would be like...
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    10/02/09

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    This is the best Blasphemy Day present ever!
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    10/02/09

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    That's not very nice. Some people will get upset seeing someone clowning around with their religion..

    No Bozo?

    Is the clown to the right of Krusty the clown doll from Poltergeist?

    And why no Killer Klowns from Outer Space instead of three Jokers?

    And I almost forgot the Insane Clown Posse..
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    10/03/09


    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Exact same thing i first said... Where in the hell is Bozo.

    Dude... throwing the ping pong ball in cup number 6? Always wanted to do that.
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