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    I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie

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    Image of Odin Odin
    10/28/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    The picture says tapping but all I'm reading is spanking. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Identity Avatar Identity Avatar
    10/28/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    Wow, I think every sexual innuendo has already been stated.

    So, I will go with: These look pretty interesting. #asspeakersconcept
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    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    Thanks Rosa. You took something that someone could have been vulgar with, and classed it up!

    #RosaRocks #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Fractal the Meek Fractal the Meek
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    I like Asspeaker and I can not lie
    You audiophiles can't deny
    That when Altec walks in with somethin' lacking taste,
    A fine round thing pumping bass
    You get sprung

    Wanna tap that stuff
    'Cause you don't want no 'muffs,
    With the thick tunes we'd be hearing.
    When it farts the music's searing.

    Oh baby, I wanna thump with you
    And hear your stricture.
    Gizmodo tried to warn me
    But that butt you got's just too damn corny. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of DeadWriter DeadWriter
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    Appy polly loggys to the baboochkas out there, but it would be good hard not to stick the old forella in.

    My droogs and I grabbing our yarbles listing to old Baron Von would have a time. #asspeakersconcept
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    fuchikoma promoted this comment DeadWriter was starred DeadWriter was unstarred
    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    The sound is great, but the smell... #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of MyPetFly MyPetFly
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    What? No pimple? #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of suland suland
    10/27/09

    @MyPetFly: Maybe a little hair too? LOL #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of CAVEperson CAVEperson
    10/27/09

    @suland: It also needs another hole. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Odin Odin
    10/28/09

    @CAVEperson:
    Who's to say this speaker is female? #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of collectiveego collectiveego
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    I'd tap that #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    Photobucket" />That made me reconsider my understanding of the relationship between humor and poor taste.
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    10/27/09

    @The Lab: I've seen curves on graphs before but I think your chart just went limp... #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of liebermojo liebermojo
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    2 speakers 1 mp3 #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of N@tedog N@tedog
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    It only plays ABBA. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie

    Whatever you do... Don't turn these speakers up too loud, too fast.

    I'm just warning you. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    This will go nicely in my rumpus room. You kids today and your music, so cheeky. I prefer the clASSics myself... #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    Show of hands and be honest:

    If you had this in front of you, would you stick your finger in the hole?

    I would. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of BeyondtheTech BeyondtheTech
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Just your finger? #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Hold on, let me get my hand free.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I think you could get the whole fist in there.. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/27/09

    @BeyondtheTech: How big is the hole? If it's big enough, yeah, I'd probably try to fuck the speakers. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of BeyondtheTech BeyondtheTech
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I think I'll finally have to retire my Fleshlight. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of chauncy that billups chauncy that billups
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Where's Frucci?? #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/27/09

    @chauncy that billups: Wherever he is, let him know that I have dibs. I get to fuck the speakers first. He can have my sloppy seconds. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Kaibutsu Kaibutsu
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: talk about making love to the music.... #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    Rosa, when you say "I definitely don't fondle my current speakers enough", exactly what is "my current speakers" a euphemism for? #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I'll keep that between myself and...my current speakers. #asspeakersconcept
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    10/27/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Well, as a guy, I can definitely say that if I had a pair of "my current speakers", I'd probably spend all day fondling them.

    You ladies don't know how lucky you are to have "my current speakers". #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    Apple should have an iAss out soon...

    #RosaRocks #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    These speakers put the ass in bass... #asspeakersconcept
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    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    I bet it sounds GREATSE #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/27/09

    @met2art: That is the absolute worst, most vomit-inducing, horrifyingly disgusting mindf@%k of a pun you've ever concocted. Normally I'd try to keep going with it, but no. I can't follow that.

    Today's internets, they go to you. You sick freak. #asspeakersconcept
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    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    If you like this just wait until you see the microphone for their karaoke machine concept... #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    10/27/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: The casting took longer than I expected, but I hope you enjoy the result. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/27/09

    In reply to I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie
    It's capable of playing WMA, mp3, AAC, and A2M. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I see what you did there.. #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of lpranal lpranal
    10/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Not that I don't already know the answer, but isn't it true that A2M is not a true lossless format? #asspeakersconcept
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/27/09

    @lpranal: It is true and that's why I never go A2M. #asspeakersconcept
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