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@Jet Set Radio Zombie: I have often wondered if the Japanese create stuff like this to make the rest of the world think they are complete nut-jobs, or if they actually buy products like this. Perhaps a little of both. Then again, Americans update their Facebook page while at the altar, so they still have a ways to go to catch up with our crazy ways.
Judging by my knowledge of the Japanese, this snack is comprised of 45% fermented algae paste and 55% jellified schoolgirl panty. Also when you eat it a fat sumo wrester pops out of a nearby manhole, shouts a gameshow slogan, hits you in the face with a fish, grows wings, then rapes a nearby woman with tentacles.
P.S. If there are any Japanese people reading this: That one paragraph encapsulates exactly what every person in the world thinks of your culture.
@Pope John Peeps II: Yeah, right up there with all American's being gun toting illiterate rednecks who marry their sister whilst burning crosses and killing muslims all the while hiding from the red menace which is socialised healthcare, (becuase the commi-nazi's win if you have that!!).
P.S. If there are any American people reading this: That one paragraph encapsulates exactly what every person in the world thinks of your culture.
I'd like a Digimon pet on my Android phone. Like, those old pet toys that were essentially Tamagotchi that beat the hell out of each other. #tamagochiid
Holy crap had a Tamagochi a few years back. I gave my girlfriend one too, and they ended up mating. We eventually got married because of that (my girlfriend and I, not the Tamagochi).
Oh god... "Tamagochi" is one word that I had long since forgotten, and was living blissfully in doing so. Thanks, Jesus, for un-saving me. #tamagochiid
@Nick: It gets hard me to put word in teh orders me needs to.
I'm just saying 'you your' and 'ain't great' stopped my skimming in it's tracks. Obviously it's all grammatically correct, I was just mentioning that it made my brain hurt, like a tweeting device that only tweets. And perhaps I sounded too snarky but my congrats was sincere... #bandaiskinexpert
seriously? Why wouldn't you simply get a cheap electronic keyboard for like $20 with a full set of keys? This is the equivalent of walking around with your laptop and its dock. It's supposed to be a handheld console, so wtf is with making it larger?
All I'm really trying to say kiddies, is that if you want to try and pick up chicks by pretending to be a musician, try something remotely believable. After walking around with your guitar hero controller strapped to your back didn't work, you think pretending to be a half-ass Billy Joel is gonna work? At least you'll have lots of alone time to practice...
@wolfsingleton: As a keyboardist/amateur producer, sometimes it's nice to have a single octave minikeyboard lying around to plunk out an idea as it comes to you. No one's pretending to perform a concerto on their DS, mate.
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P.S. If there are any Japanese people reading this: That one paragraph encapsulates exactly what every person in the world thinks of your culture.
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P.S. If there are any American people reading this: That one paragraph encapsulates exactly what every person in the world thinks of your culture.
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Some Canadians live there too .
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@Tyrunn: Wow. Is your mutant power to write humourless duplicate versions of funny comments? Because if so... SHAZAM. You're an x-man.
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Basically we set it on a log and went up a tower and dropped the 18" knife down onto it. Ah yes those were the days.
Happy almost Thanksgiving, people. #tamagochiid
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Topenga.
Aiight.
Crazy Bones.
Booya!
Chillin'.
Dope.
Beavis and Butthead.
Gettin' Jiggy.
I could honestly go on forever, but I'll stop before the pressure makes my head explode. #tamagochiid
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APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD. #bandaiskinexpert
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I'm just saying 'you your' and 'ain't great' stopped my skimming in it's tracks. Obviously it's all grammatically correct, I was just mentioning that it made my brain hurt, like a tweeting device that only tweets. And perhaps I sounded too snarky but my congrats was sincere... #bandaiskinexpert
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All I'm really trying to say kiddies, is that if you want to try and pick up chicks by pretending to be a musician, try something remotely believable. After walking around with your guitar hero controller strapped to your back didn't work, you think pretending to be a half-ass Billy Joel is gonna work? At least you'll have lots of alone time to practice...
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