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    Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch

    Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly

    Roca's Latest Concept Brings 3D Video Into The Shower

    This Bathroom Concept Is Probably A Transformer In Disguise

    Brilliant Vado Shower Head Is a Refreshing Squid Attack

    Steampunk Toilet Allows You to Take a Dump on Steampunk

    The Ecohime Cellphone Strap Applauds Your Bowel Movements

    Klemmhalter Is Not a Blitzkrieg Manuever But a Useful Bath Accessory

    I Guess Girls Are Supposed to Pee Into This?

    Cognitive Scientist Gets All Deep About The Design of Faucets
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    With something like this, you might even be able to top the Epic Shower.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    What, no integrated mount for the Fleshlight?
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    Rest assured that if your crotch is too high, the hand held dildo attachment seems readily available.

    Did I say it looked like a dildo? I meant it looks like a microphone. For singing in the shower. A capella.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    Why did you post two of the same exact photo?
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    11/20/09

    @Noobs-R-Us: It's fixed now, you can see the crotch jet now.
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    Noobs-R-Us promoted this comment PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was starred PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was unstarred
    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    11/20/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: Oh right, thanks.THAT'S not a crotch jet, it's a tit jet!
     Reply
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    Image of FriarNurgle FriarNurgle
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch

    Dave, I'm sorry I can't rinse that.
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    Image of gdlla96 gdlla96
    11/20/09

    In reply to Hansa Smart Shower Has Three Options For Your Head and One For Your Crotch
    First!! This is the pinnacle of my life.
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    Xeno promoted this comment gdlla96 was starred gdlla96 was unstarred
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    11/20/09

    @gdlla96: Do you hear that? What could it be? Sounds kinda like a banhammer.
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    11/20/09

    @gdlla96: There are two places where coming in first is a bad thing. Giz is one of them and I'm sure you can guess the other...
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    dragon:ONE promoted this comment Edited by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: at 11/20/09 3:34 PM PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was starred PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: was unstarred
    Image of dragon:ONE dragon:ONE
    11/20/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: This comment wins.

    However, the 'first' one is not. Why does promoting a comment in a thread promote the head of the comment? I sure as hell did NOT desire to promote gdlla96.
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    11/20/09

    @dragon:ONE: xeno promoted gdlla96. There should also be an option for star commenters not to promote something automatically. Some people who aren't approved will say something to piss people off just so they can get promoted by a star commenter. I think star commenters should be able to demote.
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    11/20/09

    @Xeno: @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: The banhammer is used far too sparingly, in my opinion.
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    11/20/09

    @The Lab: Yikes. Apparently "firsting" a comment is the high point of this dork's life. Offhand, I'd say that means his life is punishment enough.
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    11/20/09

    @gdlla96: Then you are about to experience the low-point of your life.
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    Image of dragon:ONE dragon:ONE
    11/20/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: Ah. Well, when I promoted yours it said I promoted his.

    And yes, I agree on the demote. A 'flag for review' option would be great, too.

    And with this new commenting system? YOU CAN'T BE FIRST. Comments move up or down.

    And, uh, if one of the Gizmodo gods happen to be reading this, how would I get help trying to change my display name? I can't change it *at all* without it going back to dragon:ONE.
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    11/23/09

    @Mayor McRib: Keep in mind, I'm 13.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/20/09

    In reply to Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly
    Wow, I'm glad it's so tough, I don't want to hurt it's feeling when I call it a monstrous piece of scheisse.

    Oh, and nothing that big is eco friendly.
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    Image of lowtolerance lowtolerance
    11/20/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Trees are big and they're pretty eco-friendly. Pharmaceuticals are generally pretty small, but they're kind of eco-hostile. Your logic sucks.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. promoted this comment lowtolerance was starred lowtolerance was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/20/09

    @lowtolerance: Oh, so now you're telling me that thing is a tree? Gotcha.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of lowtolerance lowtolerance
    11/21/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.:

    No, I'm telling you that there isn't such a simple correlation between size and eco-friendliness
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly
    Wouldn't work. My kids would be playing with this thing all day making the water go on and off. Then they'd pile their hot wheels cars in the sink and pretend it was a car wash.

    Even the scary voice would just make them laugh, and they'd trigger it nonstop until my wife or I ripped the thing out of the wall.

    I don't need a new sink, I need new kids.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly
    Wouldn't work for my kid. He'd have is retort before the monster sink got through the first sentence:

    FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A FUCKING SINK. YOU THINK I GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR VIEWS ON CONSERVATION. BITE MY FUCKIN' HAND OFF! I FUCKIN' DARE YA! IF YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH ME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON THE SEX OFFENDER LIST FOR THE REST OF YOUR SAD MONSTER SINK LIFE. FUCK THAT. MAYBE I'LL JUST GO OUT TO THE GARAGE AND GET A SELDGE HAMMER AND KNOCK YOUR SORRY ASS OFF THE WALL. YOU'LL BE IN PIECES, FLOATING AROUND WHILE THE GUSHING EXPOSED PLUMBING FILLS THE ROOM WITH WATER AND YOU'RE CRYING ABOUT WHAT A FUCKIN' WASTE IT IS. YOU KNOW WHAT. THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK. I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH. ENJOY!
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly

    Why not just make it look like a clown face?
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    Image of BobotheTeddy BobotheTeddy
    11/20/09

    In reply to Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly
    lol. Thank you Mr. Wilson. You definitly saved my day.
    That´s why i love the Giz. Reading articles here is always fun.
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment BobotheTeddy was starred BobotheTeddy was unstarred
    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/20/09

    In reply to Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly
    i must have one... as long as it actually says that.... hmmm....
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    In reply to Mons Lavabo Sinks: Monstrously Eco-Friendly
    You wouldn't believe the things the toilet tells me.
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    Image of Meetcleaver Meetcleaver
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Never trust your toilet. Its name is john and it eats shit.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. approved this comment Meetcleaver was starred Meetcleaver was unstarred
    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    11/04/09

    In reply to Roca's Latest Concept Brings 3D Video Into The Shower
    These people are killing me with the retarded ideas. Seriously, how long do people shower for? Half of the time you're busy processing the same routine you've been doing since you were old enough to shower on my own, minus the touching yourself part.

    Ugh, stuff like this just agravates the eff out of me. #rocawaterdrop3dshowerroom
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    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    11/04/09

    In reply to Roca's Latest Concept Brings 3D Video Into The Shower
    I want one.

    If nothing else, just to rig the video with one of those YouTube "Shock"videos that make you look at the background till something creepy pops up with the shrieking sounds.

    Sure, the better half might not appreciate it and I might have to sleep on the couch without any covers or dinner that night...

    But it'd be worth it! #rocawaterdrop3dshowerroom
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    11/04/09

    @Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: True, but Flash swf. doesn't seem as apt to what would
    likely be a Flash .flv or Apple .mp4 video that is commonly on YouTube.

    BTW: I never said they started there. #rocawaterdrop3dshowerroom
     Reply
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    11/04/09

    @Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: Maybe the shower scene from Psycho (or one of it's derivatives)? #rocawaterdrop3dshowerroom
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! promoted this comment bwcbwc was starred bwcbwc was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @bwcbwc: That would be a classic scene!

    There are probably a wide variety that could be used that might undoubtedly make my couch my bed from here to eternity.

    A playlist would include:

    -Shock videos of "do you see what's wrong with this picture".
    -Shower Scene with sound in THX 7.1
    -Electrocution scene in Faces of Death
    -The "Happy Father's Day" segment of Creepshow
    -Various scenes to "Dead Alive"
    -THX demonstration in IMAX of an old substitute teacher with long finger nails, screeching a chalk board
    -Scenes from the class horror film "Deadly Rats"
    -2 Girls, 1 Cup
    -And the scariest, most obscene film I have to offer for this playlist:

    -Weekend At Bernies II. That film were gruesome to experience!

    Every now and again, one might make a new playlist Blu-Ray to keep things fresh, provided that one would'nt want a sex life anymore - Because who needs that, right? #rocawaterdrop3dshowerroom
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    11/04/09

    @Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!:
    Is it wrong that I happen to love Weekend at Bernie's 2 and in fact, was Bernie Lomax this weekend for Halloween? Specifically, Bernie from the sequel. #rocawaterdrop3dshowerroom
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! promoted this comment Fuzman was starred Fuzman was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @Fuzman: Not at all!

    Actually, I just want to my fiance to rack her head a little more at Bernie's stages of decomposition, lol

    Short Explanation - It drives her to the brink of insanity that Bernie did'nt look like a ghoul in the sequel. #rocawaterdrop3dshowerroom
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