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@Michai: Reduction? Not many girls I know want reduction surgery. They would however love to keep the breasts they had as a teenager or young adult.
Give it five years and I lay you odds this will be as common as a breast enhancement is today. Especially as an add on to a breast enhancement, though silicon is probably going to be replaced with stem cells soon, most women I know don't like having breasts that sag, or the stretch marks that come with sag, or the constant backaches from lack of support of several pounds of flesh that is layered ABOVE the muscles and only held up by skin.
Not everyone likes women with breasts so small they look like adolescent boys, nor do all women want to have to wear a bra at all times simply to keep their breasts from causing back aches.
My roommate for one has DD breasts, and she took one look at this and wanted to know where to get it. Too bad it's only offered in Israel right now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
Oh boy, I'm glad I waited until I got home to open this one up. I'm going to need a beer or ten to get over the thought of this. #surgicallyimplantedbra
I respectfully exempt myself from this debate, having small enough breasts that wearing a bra is solely for covering cold nipples and not for any supportive purposes.
I consequently support the manufacture of thicker (but silky on the inside) shirts for women. #surgicallyimplantedbra
I dont know about anyone else, but I love it when the bra comes off the breasts fall into their natural shape. They have that giggle, that beautiful, beautiful giggle.
@Mark 2000: Win for this comment. When i was younger the biggest disappointment ever came when the bra came off and you realized it was of the Wonder® variety. All the fun just disappears.(literally, or figuratively; depending on which word camp you sit on)
Not that it ever stopped me, but you know.... It just kills the moment for a second, or half a second. #surgicallyimplantedbra
@Eulatos: hey, don't knock the itty bitty titty committy. Breast are beautiful no matter the size. Whenever a woman gave me the gift of her bossom I was never disappointed. #surgicallyimplantedbra
I think some things simply cant be improved on by technology. Nature made them perfectly to nurture and entice and outside of intervention of a medical necessity, if it aint broke, dont fix it. #surgicallyimplantedbra
@DaveNorth: It could in theory, but then you have to consider the stress being put onto the ribs and muscle supporting the bra. #surgicallyimplantedbra
@Rosa Golijan: @DaveNorth: I think if a woman is having serious back strain due to breast size, then breast reduction surgery is probably recommended. This Cup&up surgery would merely shift that same strain to the ribcage and potentially cause serious damage to the collarbone and sternum. The best advice would be proper diet and exercise, a professional bra fitting for a custom support bra, and as a last resort, the least invasive and minimal reduction surgery necessary to reduce strain. #surgicallyimplantedbra
"I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. "
For mostly the same reasons they get any number of other cosmetic procedures. To look better, feel better and beat back that vise like death-grip of aging we all eventually succumb to.. #surgicallyimplantedbra
@Sam: Pretty much every married woman I've seen get implants is divorced within 3 years. She enjoys the newfound attention she gets from other males a wee bit too much and strays.
While the man? Well, he's just sick of her shit. Surgically it's not a big deal, but emotionally it can cause some serious problems. #surgicallyimplantedbra
@Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: my dad is a plastic surgery, kind of awful when you realize you have the things you do because of the fact that others are unhappy with what they have #surgicallyimplantedbra
@Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Emotionally agree'd. Financially for the male whose stupid enough to get her bigger ones and then get his a$$ handed to him in divorce court.
@Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I'd have to agree. My observations have been the same. More often than not, a married woman younger than about 32 who gets a boob job (either on her own or with her husband's support and assistance) has essentially just put her Man "on notice" and the clock is ticking, whether she means to or not.
@Rosa Golijan: I would tend to agree, but providing lift and support tends to alter shape, and as such make them appear larger.
And, probably not much longer until that support also comes with the ability to insert saline/silicon to act as a sort of internal push-up bra. #surgicallyimplantedbra
@Lite: True, but the initial concept doesn't actually add to the size of the breast aside from the visual effect that comes from the lift. #surgicallyimplantedbra
Would someone explain why the procedure is shown as preformed on a male. For anyone in doubt the adams apple is quite a tell tale sign. #surgicallyimplantedbra
I feel sad for women who feel like they have to buy this. There are quite a number of men who don't give two craps how big a woman's bust is when her personality is what really counts for long-term attractiveness and happiness.
That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
@blash: Breasts are the central hub of the females womanship, it's not just a matter of beauty I think.
Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
@TheAlmeida: The complete removal (due to cancer or other reasons) is traumatic, just like it is in men. But size? Nope - it's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean - and the same idea applies to women. #inflatablebracommercial
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Give it five years and I lay you odds this will be as common as a breast enhancement is today. Especially as an add on to a breast enhancement, though silicon is probably going to be replaced with stem cells soon, most women I know don't like having breasts that sag, or the stretch marks that come with sag, or the constant backaches from lack of support of several pounds of flesh that is layered ABOVE the muscles and only held up by skin.
Not everyone likes women with breasts so small they look like adolescent boys, nor do all women want to have to wear a bra at all times simply to keep their breasts from causing back aches.
My roommate for one has DD breasts, and she took one look at this and wanted to know where to get it. Too bad it's only offered in Israel right now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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Wait a minute... #surgicallyimplantedbra
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I consequently support the manufacture of thicker (but silky on the inside) shirts for women. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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Note to self: be there when the wife undresses tonight... #surgicallyimplantedbra
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Not that it ever stopped me, but you know.... It just kills the moment for a second, or half a second. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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Wait... what? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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i cannot sit idly by as this sexism stands uncorrected.
I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her or his body.
i feel better, now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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(PS: I'm totally just groping around in the dark now. All the good puns got nipped already) #surgicallyimplantedbra
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For mostly the same reasons they get any number of other cosmetic procedures. To look better, feel better and beat back that vise like death-grip of aging we all eventually succumb to.. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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*chugs botoxade* #surgicallyimplantedbra
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@Kaiser-Machead: Botoxade! #surgicallyimplantedbra
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@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It's a subtle difference, but...
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There's a surgery for that.
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While the man? Well, he's just sick of her shit. Surgically it's not a big deal, but emotionally it can cause some serious problems. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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But really, it's meant to shape and support current assets rather than augmenting them. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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And, probably not much longer until that support also comes with the ability to insert saline/silicon to act as a sort of internal push-up bra. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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*Male interpreter*
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!
*The girl speaks*
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!
*Man interpreter comes back*
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES
Ok it is a little bit short, but i hope it helps. #inflatablebracommercial
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That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
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Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
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