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I don't understand why Jersey Shore is trashier than any of the miriad other trashy reality TV shows, like Real Trashwives and Laguna Beach.... if you're on reality TV, you are by definition trash.... so these guys and girls have thick Jersey accents.... big deal...
@nhr_215: They do not have "Jersey" accents. We can pronounce three, and don't say it "tree". I say that as a proud Jersey Shore local, and not Benny's, like these idiots are. Sorry, this gets me riled up and makes me wanna punch someone.
@Turkieshooter: Looks like my friends Focus. Her ride just went up in flames after a fender bender. She pulled out the keys but the fuel pump didn't shut off so it was game over.
@Turkieshooter: Uhm, I don't know about other countries, but last I knew you had to pay a premium above list price to get a brand new Ferrari off the showroom floor. And in some cases, only if you've owned a used ferrari first.
My girlfriend has the Dell Studio. Her work bought it for her. I can start my Macbook Pro, read and reply to an email or two, and shut down all in the same time it takes for her to turn the beast on, log in, and load Windows.
@thetickler: I love my MacBook Pro, but it is unfair to compare a MacBook Pro which starts at $1200 with a Dell Studio which can be had for as little as $400.
@thetickler: Maybe if her boyfriend knew anything about computers he could download a few of the dozens of utilities available to help with these sorts of things in about 10 minutes and help out his poor girlfriend.
@NorwoodIsMyHero: Phew, that sounds like an intuitive thing to do. I know enough about computers that I just buy one that works, you know, without having to uninstall bloatware, and then installing dozens of utilities to make it perform adequately? Good luck with your super machine!
@thetickler: Sounds to me like your girlfriend is stuck with the machine. I guess your too much of a fanboy to even be able to figure out how to help her out. Why don't you forward these instructions on to her.
Open a browser
Type in www.cnet.com
Search: Startup utilities
Download an appropriate one.
I think we've all had Dells that start faster than Macs and Macs that start faster than Dells. Pull your head out your ass fanboy.
@NorwoodIsMyHero: Wow, wonder why Dell owners are always so angry. There;s another lady who owns a Dell that is just as angry as this lady. Norwood needs a hug from her boyfriend! Relax maam, it's just computer talk. NOthing to get your panties in a bunch about. Have a nice day.
@thetickler: A hug from my boyfriend? Wow, thats a zinger dude. I'm burned, really, You win, I lose. Calling me a girl? Thats just too much. I bow to your awesome internet Pwnzor-ness.
Angry? I would actually say my strongest emotion right now is pity.
@NorwoodIsMyHero: Maam, go back and read your responses. You are angry and need therapy. You're getting angry because someone doesn't like Dell and Windows. Relax, go get a pedi and come back. Everythings going to be alright.
cooler than the panera bread man, i don't know about that! seriously, just carting that thing around gets him extra points in my book. And to hook it up at BandN, in their starbucks, priceless! Not to mention the sandals! Question is, did he get thrown out of the house or was he like pissed he couldn't get and peace and quiet and said, "im frikkin out of here"
Ok...ok....ok. It's one thing to bring a compact iMac into P&B if your that hungry to be anti-social while being around people. It is quite another thing to bring your CRT and full sized desktop machine into a place like this and 'spread out'.
I'm all for bringing a machine to a meeting (ie: 2600 meeting) where there will be twenty more people like you there, but this dude has straight crossed the line and did the line crossing wearing sock with sandals.
Please man leave the desktop at home and save up for a netbook or gaming laptop if you must be around people buying bread and coffee.
Solution: (unless this dude is gaming) P&B your already thought of as WAN mecca for 'certain people'...go ahead and make a full on internet cafe with machines and everything at booths. It will save you (and everyone that has to see this) the frustration. Move in and take this opportunity P&B.
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An iMac is only compact in relative terms. Realistically anyone who lugs a desktop system to a public place (LAN parties being the exception) just to use free wi-fi is an idiot. I may not like laptops in particular but even I'd scrimp and save for one if this was my only way to get my fix of internet.
@Odin: Totally agree. I only meant the lessor of two evils would be bringing an all-in-one pc/mac in. I in no way condone lugging your giant desktop computer into a public restaurant.
Also, yeah; if these guy's are doing this strictly because they want to use the free wifi (instead of using ones own connection) than yes they are idiots. (esp. if they are smart enough to setup and play wow.)
I think the reason they do this lies elsewhere though. Maybe some from the: I want to look ballsy column and some from the I'm seeking attention/friends column. Either way it will remain a shade of epic weirdness.
hippy the hipster ain't doing his fair share to save the world still rockin' the huge CRT. i bet a dollar says he doesn't even have his own starbucks re-usable cup. or for you hippy types -- we can also barter when you lose the bet.
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.....That's some crazy Windows 7 party.
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I should probably take the battery out anyway.
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Also, they should have that girl who's mac got, like, totally 'sploded at the Israeli airport explain this one.
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You know man, what if like, I natively ran OS X man. That'd be like...wwwwwhooooaaaa
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My 3 year old PC with Windows starts up about 3-4 times faster than my 1 yr old iMac at work. So what does that mean now?
Right: NOTHING, just wanted to shove your pointless trolling right back into your face.
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You sound so angry. Maybe a hug from your boyfriend would help?
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Open a browser
Type in www.cnet.com
Search: Startup utilities
Download an appropriate one.
I think we've all had Dells that start faster than Macs and Macs that start faster than Dells. Pull your head out your ass fanboy.
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Angry? I would actually say my strongest emotion right now is pity.
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I'm all for bringing a machine to a meeting (ie: 2600 meeting) where there will be twenty more people like you there, but this dude has straight crossed the line and did the line crossing wearing sock with sandals.
Please man leave the desktop at home and save up for a netbook or gaming laptop if you must be around people buying bread and coffee.
Solution: (unless this dude is gaming) P&B your already thought of as WAN mecca for 'certain people'...go ahead and make a full on internet cafe with machines and everything at booths. It will save you (and everyone that has to see this) the frustration. Move in and take this opportunity P&B.
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An iMac is only compact in relative terms. Realistically anyone who lugs a desktop system to a public place (LAN parties being the exception) just to use free wi-fi is an idiot. I may not like laptops in particular but even I'd scrimp and save for one if this was my only way to get my fix of internet.
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Also, yeah; if these guy's are doing this strictly because they want to use the free wifi (instead of using ones own connection) than yes they are idiots. (esp. if they are smart enough to setup and play wow.)
I think the reason they do this lies elsewhere though. Maybe some from the: I want to look ballsy column and some from the I'm seeking attention/friends column. Either way it will remain a shade of epic weirdness.
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