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How hellish for trash collectors... I'd quit. Then, people working that job probably don't have such freedom in most cases, so... how hellish for trash collectors.
Also I've seen so many stories about myriad ways to basically put something out in the middle of public places in hopes people will pee there instead of random locations... I think I'll just avoid the country until they discover plumbing... and stop spying on every... well, everyone at all times.
Add some strategically placed cameras, and equip the bins with motion-sensing mechanisms that give whoever sticks inside a cold shot of compressed air.
@AmphetamineCrown: Moot point. The only guys who would have trouble sticking their junk into that hole are too small to be able to aim using the forefinger/opposable thumb anyway.
They're gonna piss all over the place with or without a porta-piss.
@comrade_leviathan: If I was forced at gunpoint to use that thing, I think I would still avoid sticking my junk in the hole. I'm guessing the typical modus operandi might be to stand back and aim at the hole.
Then again, if you wanna go ahead and stick your junk in a random dark hole, have at it. I'd be worried a family of squirrels might have moved in or something.
I guess I was assuming it would look as pristine as it does in the photos, without piss-stains all over it ensuring that no one in their right mind would come up close to it. I definitely missed the boat there.
Then again, drunks don't typically seem too concerned with germs, pissing on themselves, etc. Perhaps they'll enjoy having a random warm, dark hole to stick their junk in... for once.
@weatherman: Noting the picture of the little dude on the front, the gender bias might be in the belief that only guys are stupid enough to urinate in public on the streets.
Actually, those long drawers would be ideal for the angler. Anyone whose had to store fishing rods will know that they are a PAIN IN THE ASS to keep anywhere and keep them from getting damaged. I have an uncle with quite a few fishing rods and some go up to 12' in length. Long drawers like that would be nice for him to keep his gear stowed in at home.
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bwahahahaha.
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Also I've seen so many stories about myriad ways to basically put something out in the middle of public places in hopes people will pee there instead of random locations... I think I'll just avoid the country until they discover plumbing... and stop spying on every... well, everyone at all times.
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They're gonna piss all over the place with or without a porta-piss.
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Then again, if you wanna go ahead and stick your junk in a random dark hole, have at it. I'd be worried a family of squirrels might have moved in or something.
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I guess I was assuming it would look as pristine as it does in the photos, without piss-stains all over it ensuring that no one in their right mind would come up close to it. I definitely missed the boat there.
Then again, drunks don't typically seem too concerned with germs, pissing on themselves, etc. Perhaps they'll enjoy having a random warm, dark hole to stick their junk in... for once.
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