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That is one badass MF'er... especially with two Darleks mounted on the foredeck, hopefully it has the 10k watt stereo unit upgrade with the "EXTERMINATE" sound byte preloaded. #excelsiorhovercraft
People, do NOT buy this vehicle. I bought one last month and it was a complete LEMON. One of the fans only worked when it wanted to, and when it did, the skirt flew off, requiring me to fly in the complete 14000 man skirt repair crew to jack it up and sew it back on. And don't even get me started on the 'wood' trim accents and 'leather' interior. Complete fakes. I had to resort to driving it up and down in front of the shipyard with a big cutout carboard lemon attached to the bow, flying a flag that said 'Eastern European shipyard sold me a lemon and won't take it back.' Well, finally they did. Luckily, otherwise I'd have had to resort to aiming and attempting to hose them with the malfunctioning vulcan cannon. #excelsiorhovercraft
@MrBangBam: Seriously? France? What next, any good digs on mimes, or lawyers? How about mother-in-laws? Have you people ever even been to France? You do know that we never would have won WWII without the French Resistance right?
And besides, they're a lot better than those damn dirty subhuman Canadians. #excelsiorhovercraft
It's the U420. Sell it to Frucci, equip it with some Volcano's [gizmodo.com] , and add a ":" between the 4 and the 2, and we will have a party ship! #excelsiorhovercraft
@Pew Pew BOOM: 15 soviet trained soldiers with every $50 dollar cup holder purchased. Soldiers are highly trained in cup holder installation tactics. #excelsiorhovercraft
"...this guy built his first solid-fuel jet engine in a high school shop class."
I don't think "solid-fuel" and "jet engine" go together. A jet engine uses a fan to force air into the (liquid) fuel where they are burned together.
A "solid-fuel" engine is one type of rocket engine that's basically a slow bomb with a solid oxidizer mixed with a solid combustible.
Just playing with the words - you could almost have a solid-fuel jet engine if you had some sort of aerosolized combustible powder that did NOT have an oxidizer mixed with it and instead got its oxygen from air forced with a turbine... That would be an interesting engineering exercise to see if it was even possible, but not something that anyone would bother making for any other reason.
Thanks -
For the record, the typo was not the fault of Gizmodo - it was in the original article. I couldn't help but think it an interesting concept though...
(Anyone want to see what happens when you force a few hundred pounds of non-dairy creamer into a turbine and light it? I kind of do... Anyone friends with bored postgrad students at someplace like Purdue, Cal-Tech, MIT, etc?)
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And besides, they're a lot better than those damn dirty subhuman Canadians. #excelsiorhovercraft
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As evidence I present your picture.
Else it is doctored and you are sad and lonely. In which case, for a price, I can ease your pain... #excelsiorhovercraft
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I don't think "solid-fuel" and "jet engine" go together. A jet engine uses a fan to force air into the (liquid) fuel where they are burned together.
A "solid-fuel" engine is one type of rocket engine that's basically a slow bomb with a solid oxidizer mixed with a solid combustible.
Just playing with the words - you could almost have a solid-fuel jet engine if you had some sort of aerosolized combustible powder that did NOT have an oxidizer mixed with it and instead got its oxygen from air forced with a turbine... That would be an interesting engineering exercise to see if it was even possible, but not something that anyone would bother making for any other reason.
That's all - thanks.
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:)
Thanks -
For the record, the typo was not the fault of Gizmodo - it was in the original article. I couldn't help but think it an interesting concept though...
(Anyone want to see what happens when you force a few hundred pounds of non-dairy creamer into a turbine and light it? I kind of do... Anyone friends with bored postgrad students at someplace like Purdue, Cal-Tech, MIT, etc?)
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A torret gun to shoot Combines with.
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