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The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal

Triangle Keys May Be Ideal for LCD Keyboards But Look Vaguely Klingon

Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

There is Honor in Typing With a Klingon Keyboard

JrsyDevil's Advocate® 07/18/09

In reply to The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal

It's hard to remember that they actually served human sized portions of food back then.... Reply

JrsyDevil's Advocate® 07/18/09

In reply to The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal

If that meal consisted of fresh gagh, only then would the Klingon be truly happy... Reply

se7a7n7 07/17/09

In reply to The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal

Eh, Klingonese?

Isn't it supposed to me Klingonian? Reply

Benguin 07/17/09

In reply to The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal

I miss the days when Happy Meals came in actual boxes. Reply

GitEmSteveDave'siTouch 07/17/09

In reply to The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal

So who wins in a battle: A Happy Meal Klingon or a BK Kingon? Reply

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bornonbord 07/17/09

In reply to The 1979 Klingon Happy Meal

As a fluent Klingon speaker, I'm pretty sure they mis-translated the ending:

"As a father who knows, my kids are getting enormously fat asses from this!" Reply

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ZaxxonQ.com 06/02/09

In reply to Triangle Keys May Be Ideal for LCD Keyboards But Look Vaguely Klingon

Sorry, that's more Romulan than Klingon. Reply

ripfire 06/02/09

In reply to Triangle Keys May Be Ideal for LCD Keyboards But Look Vaguely Klingon

I'm gonna hold my breath for hexagon keys. Reply

Geisrud 06/02/09

In reply to Triangle Keys May Be Ideal for LCD Keyboards But Look Vaguely Klingon

Great, and I was just going to submit patent paperwork for my "rhomboard" keyboard with rhombus shaped keys tomorrow. Reply

Jose Victor Villarreal 06/02/09

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Once again Star Trek proves to be ahead of its time Reply

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Nick 06/02/09

In reply to Triangle Keys May Be Ideal for LCD Keyboards But Look Vaguely Klingon

so why is a Brit rockin the t-mo? or is he a resident alien? if he is, i don't trust him. Reply

Hello Mister Walrus 06/02/09

In reply to Triangle Keys May Be Ideal for LCD Keyboards But Look Vaguely Klingon

If anything, this seems like it would encourage people to be more accurate in their typing, since the target finger area is smaller. Reply

JrsyDevil's Advocate® 02/04/09

In reply to Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

I wonder if these were the two clerks...

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Curves 02/04/09

In reply to Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

Right after high schol I worked a convenience store at night, alone, and a guy started throwing firelogs at me. When I took cover he grabbed a couple of cases of beer and took off. A bat'leth would make that a much cooler story than Duraflame logs do. Reply

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Serolf Divad 02/04/09

In reply to Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "Batleth."

I guess if I were a 7-11 clerk I's pretty much sit around watching Star Trek reruns, too. Reply

Geisrud 02/04/09

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The clerk probably defeated him with a single Kirk Chop (tm) and then took his women. Reply

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JrsyDevil's Advocate® 02/04/09

In reply to Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

Well he did manage to score an undisclosed amount of cash from the first store so it wasn't a total loss... Reply

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OtisCabeal 02/04/09

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He may not have gotten any money the second time, but on the way out he grabbed a bunny.
http://www.shore-leave.com/archive/28/david-simerly/klingon-bunny.jpg
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TheDustball 02/04/09

In reply to Today is a Good Day To Rob Convenience Stores With a Bat'leth

I'm trying to decide which is funnier: the fact that some dude robbed two 7/11's with a Bat'leth, or the fact that the clerk involved in the first robbery recognized the weapon from Star Trek and was able to specifically ID it to police. Reply