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Aah so I can unzip a fine swatch of fabric to get at a rail-thin body underneath, which at any time might unexpectedly become a handful of jagged shards of glass or a crazy electric death experience.
I wonder if I even have to make the ex girlfriend joke here. I know every guy on here thought it the moment they saw a crazy thing covered in a dress.
Text adventure time:
You are wandering around a forest one night, when you come across a man silently staring at you, illuminated only by his bacon lamp. What do you do? #baconlamp
I don't know where the obsession with bacon came from on Giz but I absolutely love it haha. Whenever I hear someone say they love bacon I refer them to this site [www.buzzfeed.com]#baconlamp
@Mark Wilson: Don't get me wrong, I love bacon, but I'm not so sure about this. I'm extremely tempted to buy some though. I mean, it's chocolate which is good and bacon which is amazing. #baconlamp
This is displeasing the Bacon gods. Bacon was made for eating, not for display. This lamp is an abomination and must be destroyed. By stomach acid. I will volunteer to be the High Priest of Bacon. #baconlamp
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It looks like a drop of mercury actually
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I wonder if I even have to make the ex girlfriend joke here. I know every guy on here thought it the moment they saw a crazy thing covered in a dress.
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That's just his power cord for European sockets..
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And for the record, I'd buy Robo-Dong up there if it were for sale, but only because I also use my hog to keep myself upright.
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Impressive, but not good enough. Nothing lights up a room like the Kevin Bacon Lamp. It's scientifically proven to be six degrees brighter.
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You are wandering around a forest one night, when you come across a man silently staring at you, illuminated only by his bacon lamp. What do you do? #baconlamp
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@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : #baconlamp
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A waste of protoplasm holding a waste of bacon illuminated by a waste of electricity. #baconlamp
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Did you mean "Fleshlight?"
-Google about Sausage Flashlight #baconlamp
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We approve. #baconlamp
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