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    Commandos To Use Plasma Knives For Field Surgery

    Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/15/09

    In reply to Commandos To Use Plasma Knives For Field Surgery
    I swear, Rosa, you're really starting to piss me off with your writing.

    Why the hell would I want a lightsaber? That's what I hate about you right-wing religious nutjobs.

    I hate to break it to you but the simple truth of the matter is that ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a blaster at your side.

    Not only that, but, given a fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers, each carrying a full complement of TIE craft, together with a DEATH STAR (an armored battle station with enough firepower to destroy an entire planet), whiny farmboys, their effete droids, and pederast minders are no match for the might of the GALACTIC EMPIRE.

    You don't frighten me with your blogger ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't conjured up any Google's roadmap for 2010 through 2012 or revealed the specs of the Apple Tablet.
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    Image of Blake380 Blake380
    10/15/09

    In reply to Commandos To Use Plasma Knives For Field Surgery
    I know this is off topic, but why does it say 'Contact information for this author is not available.' after every post now? #plasmaknife
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    10/15/09

    @Blake380: You'll soon start seeing our email addresses there so that you can torture us further. #plasmaknife
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    10/17/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Can't wait ;-) #plasmaknife
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    10/17/09

    @Rejexted: You don't have to wait. Should be up now. :) #plasmaknife
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    10/20/09

    @Rosa Golijan: yippee! #plasmaknife
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    Image of bustedchain bustedchain
    10/15/09

    In reply to Commandos To Use Plasma Knives For Field Surgery
    Minor correction needed: penetrateand is begging for a space in there somewhere.

    Also, neat device. Hope they keep developing it. I'd like a plasma dagger.
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    10/15/09

    @bustedchain: Fixed. Thank you. #plasmaknife
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    10/27/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Certainly! Thank you for making corrections! #plasmaknife
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    Image of fastm3driver fastm3driver
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    Comments like this make me against any health care reform because it sounds like the people for it are morons. And I don't listed to morons, I'm better than that.
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    Image of Hachiken Hachiken
    09/17/09

    @fastm3driver: As your grasp of the issues, of reasoned debate, and of the English language demonstrate otherwise.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    jesus, you don't really think i'm a biggot, do you?
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    Obami-Wan Kenobi...?
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    Image of RobinSura RobinSura
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    I liken the current system to this.

    Paying FedEx a shitload of money every month for the possibility that I will need a package delivered and then, when I need one, being told I won't get it because I had a preexisting address.
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    09/17/09

    @RobinSura: Props. You win.
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    Image of jackbling jackbling
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    people are missing the real issue here....the president of the united states cannot afford a master replica lightsaber?
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    Help us Obama Won Kenobi... your our only hope.
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    09/17/09

    @blakecr: lol
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    Image of blakecr blakecr
    09/17/09

    @Xeno: can you view the pic?

    If not here is the link

    [twitpic.com]
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    09/17/09

    @blakecr: And digg link

    [digg.com]
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    09/17/09

    @blakecr: Reddit

    [www.reddit.com]
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    Image of EBone EBone
    09/17/09

    @blakecr: Nice.
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    Image of singlecoilpickup singlecoilpickup
    09/17/09

    @blakecr: At least this clearly refutes any chance of him being a Communist. Clearly a Communist would carry a RED lightsaber.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    see?
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    09/17/09

    @gaiking: LOL even with sound off in the middle of class.

    Thanks for that.
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    Image of longxiongdi longxiongdi
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master

    I'm guessing it's purple... and has "Bad mother fucker" written on the side.
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    Edited by longxiongdi at 09/17/09 10:44 AM longxiongdi was starred longxiongdi was unstarred
    Image of gaiking gaiking
    09/17/09

    @longxiongdi: oops...supposed to be "Bad mother fucker" not "Badass"

    YOU FAIL!
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    EBone promoted this comment gaiking was starred gaiking was unstarred
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    09/17/09


    @gaiking: You Fail.
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    Image of avgbear avgbear
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    The best thing about this photo is that everyone else looks totally disinterested while the President is playing Star Wars.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    I love that people are debating the Healthcare Reform Bill- without having read it.

    Read it- all of you, and then debate it.

    It's a little over 2000 pages of small print. If you start now, you should finish it in a couple of days.
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    Image of singlecoilpickup singlecoilpickup
    09/17/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: But what if I read it and it turns me into a Communist?!?!!?!
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    09/17/09

    @singlecoilpickup: It won't be all bad. Hippy chicks will do just about anything.
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    Image of singlecoilpickup singlecoilpickup
    09/17/09

    @Xeno: Oh, well then sign me up.
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    Image of Ryanraven Ryanraven
    09/17/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Link me and I will. There are so many versions that I honestly don't know which one is being "pushed thru". it could be healthcare for barn animals at this point and I wouldn't know, so i keep my trap shut. If it's a fuck up, I'll move to canada
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/17/09

    @Ryanraven: [www.opencongress.org]

    This isn't a pdf so it's a bit easier to load. It's also available at house.gov under h.r. 3200

    I'll admit I haven't finished reading the entire thing.
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    Image of mattycakes mattycakes
    09/17/09

    @Xeno: Except shave.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/17/09

    @mattycakes: Ha- well said.
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    Image of fastm3driver fastm3driver
    09/17/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: There are like 6 bills including a new one that was released yesterday. Which one are you talking about?
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    09/17/09

    @fastm3driver: I was talking about the original bill- of which the late Kennedy was a sponsor. HR 3200
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    Image of strideo strideo
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master
    "anti-healthcare reform bigots"

    Oh come on. So if you disagree with Obama's plan you are anti-healthcare reform and a bigot? Don't insult us, just don't.
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    09/17/09

    @strideo: So, were you insulted because you are an anti-healthcare reform bigot? Because if you are just anti-healthcare, then this insult does not apply to you.

    In eighth grade you must have missed the day when they discussed the adjective noun section of grammar class.
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    09/17/09

    @chattermonkey: So who are these nameless anti-healthcare reform bigots anyways? Why even include them in the article? I'd say what's going on is quite transparent regardless of how ambiguously it was put. I don't know of a lot of anti-healthcare reform bigots but I do know of a lot of politicains and people in general who disagree with the president's plan and would prefer something different.
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    09/17/09

    @strideo: Let's see: Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Riley, all the Rebubs who don't think Obama is a US citizen, the south, I could go on...
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/17/09

    @chattermonkey: In all fairness, Bill O'Reilly never said President Obama wasn't a U.S. Citizen. I don't think Sean Hannity said that either.
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    09/17/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Agreed. Sorry, I meant for that to read as a list of persons, categories of anti-healthcare reformists who are also biggots (not to put all those in the category of repubs who think Obama isn't a US citizen).
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    09/17/09

    In reply to Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master

    The only thing I have to say about those protesters as well as those Republicans opposing the bill is...
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    Image of avconsumer2 avconsumer2
    09/17/09

    @Noobs-R-Us: Sarcasm fail.
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    Image of Noobs-R-Us Noobs-R-Us
    09/17/09

    @avconsumer2: Who says I'm being sarcastic?

    There was a video on ABC News of an old white woman at a protest saying that the "Arabs" were behind the healtcare.
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    Image of MiltoxBeyond MiltoxBeyond
    09/17/09

    @Noobs-R-Us: Fox was reporting that liberal textbooks are failing to teach students that terrorists are islamic...
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    Xeno promoted this comment Edited by MiltoxBeyond at 09/17/09 10:48 AM MiltoxBeyond was starred MiltoxBeyond was unstarred
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    09/17/09

    @MiltoxBeyond: Not all terrorists are Islamic you dolt.
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    09/17/09

    @Xeno: did I say that? NO. Fox did though lol

    Educative Video
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