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@crsh1976: I generally agree with you. She is very attractive and in all probability, she is probably a nice and normal person off set. However, her character in Transformers is written to be a glorified blow up doll. As wild and varied as my imagination is, this image does not appeal to me.
Why do people give a shit about Megan Fox anymore? Sure, she's attractive, but so what? Unless she's straddling my lap I really can't be all that concerned.
@Kaiser-Machead: She's vaguely attractive (in all honesty, she's got too much of a Barbie vibe for my taste), but she can't act worth shit.
Sure, acting props haven't counted in Hollywood in years, particularly when female sidekick parts in large studio productions are concerned, but that doesn't mean the eye candy has gotten any more appealing. I'd go so far as to say, since there's no real diversity anymore, they've become practically exchangeable, and therefore, bland and boring.
@Digitallysick: A lot of the coolness gets sapped out of Michael Bay's movies with excess. Armageddon was a movie that shat all over the place and then tried to grab us with saccharine. I enjoyed Bad Boys, but loathed the overdone Bad Boys II. I enjoyed Transformers, but have trouble seeing it again because after the first viewing, a lot of the negative parts become more negative with each repeat. I think Michael Bay has a knack for imagery, but directs with a serious case of ADD. Transformers had some terrible character juggling. Decepticons kept disappearing conveniently, and the timing was terrible.
Star Scream is ordered to go get the cube, and he waits until they're in the city to swoop in? He's a friggin Raptor. I would've rather seen a huge ass robot battle right there on the highway than in the streets.
So what does this guy transform into? And did they manage to rewrite the script so that every human character from the first movie dies? Because really, that's the only way that this franchise can redeem itself. (Seriously, there wasn't one actor in Transformers that I didn't want to punch in the face. Except maybe Megan - her acting was stiff, but at least she's cute. I guess John Voight was ok. That look of horror that he had through the whole movie was probably real horror from realizing that he had become associated with Michael Bay.)
If you want 'redeem', how about the fact that this movie is only 4 minutes longer than the first but have 10 times the amount of special effects data (140 terabytes vs 15 terabytes).
@shocker: Interesting nerd fact: ROTJ was originally titled "Revenge of the Jedi", but they changed it at some point before release. The rationale was that a Jedi would never resort to revenge.
I hate to break it to you but George Lucas changed the title of Revenge of the Jedi to Return of the Jedi around 1982. The official story is that Lucas didn't think that revenge is in keeping with a Jedi; the unofficial story is that it had more to do with another sci-fi movie that was released around then, The Revenge of Khan, which wound up being renamed to The Wrath of Khan.
transformers are looking less like the blocky "you can see wheels and car parts and other bits when in robot form" transformed machines i loved growing up.
exactly. the artistic directors are paying zero attention to mechanics, able to transform a car stereo into a giant robot in a half second, billions of parts just rotating around and Bam!
if do some research, you'll be surprised to find out that they took great care to not just "mass shift" when transforming the parts on the robots. this is true of both movies. both of you not seeing this movie wont stop it from being the largest grossing movie this year and one of the biggest all time... whiny bitches.
@Pope John Peeps II: Why oh why can't people just go see a movie because its fun to watch?
I mean honestly, (I hope) everyone knows that there isn't a giant spaceship flying around going where no person has gone before.
Nor is there a Death Star and there has never been one.
And there's no Batman or Spider Man.
So the cube went from this giant 2 story thing down to the size of a Tic Tac. OK, it's not going to happen unless the thing is completely hollow and made of tissue paper. Even then you can only fold something so many times.
But it was entertaining none the less. And I can either force the family to watch the old transformer cartoons while tuning in one of 80's radio stations in the background. Or I can enjoy what they've done with the franchise and be thankful that they didn't screw it up like this years Terminator.
@CaptCaveman: It's NOT fun to watch. The first one RUINED anything and everything that might have been fun to watch through ineptitude.
"Great fight scenes, great CGI, let's accentuate this by spinning the camera wildly and from far too close up, so that it all looks like a blur of fat bullshit."
"Hey, that's a great idea boss."
"Giant robots, eh? Let's add a huge stable of terrible characters to the mix so that we can take the focus off of giant robots and onto completely humourless and retarded deviations from the plot."
05/31/09
The movie is looking very sweet tho, can't wait.
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Why do people give a shit about Megan Fox anymore? Sure, she's attractive, but so what? Unless she's straddling my lap I really can't be all that concerned.
05/31/09
Sure, acting props haven't counted in Hollywood in years, particularly when female sidekick parts in large studio productions are concerned, but that doesn't mean the eye candy has gotten any more appealing. I'd go so far as to say, since there's no real diversity anymore, they've become practically exchangeable, and therefore, bland and boring.
05/31/09
a lot of people give a shit
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Star Scream is ordered to go get the cube, and he waits until they're in the city to swoop in? He's a friggin Raptor. I would've rather seen a huge ass robot battle right there on the highway than in the streets.
05/31/09
i think your nonsense doesnt mean that much
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If you want 'redeem', how about the fact that this movie is only 4 minutes longer than the first but have 10 times the amount of special effects data (140 terabytes vs 15 terabytes).
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@USB_Humping_Dog: The Fallen is a Cybertronian Jet.
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But anyway, carry on.
05/31/09
I hate to break it to you but George Lucas changed the title of Revenge of the Jedi to Return of the Jedi around 1982. The official story is that Lucas didn't think that revenge is in keeping with a Jedi; the unofficial story is that it had more to do with another sci-fi movie that was released around then, The Revenge of Khan, which wound up being renamed to The Wrath of Khan.
Just a little cinema history for you.
05/31/09
sad really.
05/31/09
exactly. the artistic directors are paying zero attention to mechanics, able to transform a car stereo into a giant robot in a half second, billions of parts just rotating around and Bam!
whatever.
05/31/09
if do some research, you'll be surprised to find out that they took great care to not just "mass shift" when transforming the parts on the robots. this is true of both movies. both of you not seeing this movie wont stop it from being the largest grossing movie this year and one of the biggest all time... whiny bitches.
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05/31/09
Same director, same actors, same scriptwriters = same bullshit idiot movie.
This is going to be utter crap. It'll make money. But only off of stupid people.
06/01/09
I mean honestly, (I hope) everyone knows that there isn't a giant spaceship flying around going where no person has gone before.
Nor is there a Death Star and there has never been one.
And there's no Batman or Spider Man.
So the cube went from this giant 2 story thing down to the size of a Tic Tac. OK, it's not going to happen unless the thing is completely hollow and made of tissue paper. Even then you can only fold something so many times.
But it was entertaining none the less. And I can either force the family to watch the old transformer cartoons while tuning in one of 80's radio stations in the background. Or I can enjoy what they've done with the franchise and be thankful that they didn't screw it up like this years Terminator.
06/01/09
"Great fight scenes, great CGI, let's accentuate this by spinning the camera wildly and from far too close up, so that it all looks like a blur of fat bullshit."
"Hey, that's a great idea boss."
"Giant robots, eh? Let's add a huge stable of terrible characters to the mix so that we can take the focus off of giant robots and onto completely humourless and retarded deviations from the plot."
"GREAT idea boss."
"Hey, I'm going to put my penis in your mouth."
"AMAZING idea boss."