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Official Mensa Alarm Clock Reminds You That You Are a Moron Every Morning
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Image of huginn huginn 12/23/08

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Wow, I'm taking a genius didn't design this one in mind. Reply

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Image of GitEmSteveDave'siTouch GitEmSteveDave'siTouch 12/22/08

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Well, I must say I bought a Sonic Boom based on that review and I love it. I think I will get this alarm clock for the passenger side of my bed though. I can use it as a test for future Mrs. SteveDave's. If they can meet or exceed my 148 IQ, little SteveDave should have no trouble taking over the world. Reply

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Image of shenanigans shenanigans 12/22/08

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What always surprised me was that all these people who have passed these IQ tests and have been accepted into Mensa, all somehow still have someone else signing their paycheck. And then you have the countless dropouts who are millionaires/billionaires, or own and run companies. Reply

Image of GitEmSteveDave'siTouch GitEmSteveDave'siTouch 12/22/08

@shenanigans: Insanity and other problems plague those with high IQ's. Reply

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Image of brutaluser brutaluser 12/22/08

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*wakes up to alarm, hits it...hits it again, takes axe and pulverizes it like a zombies head rolls back over and sleeps* Reply

Image of ripfire ripfire 12/22/08

@brutaluser: I don't think that will work because it's made using parts from a particular '58 Plymouth Fury. Reply

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Image of ripfire ripfire 12/22/08

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A smart person would pull the plug or remove the batteries. Reply

Image of nutbastard nutbastard 12/22/08

@ripfire:


shhh! that's the only way to break a 140!


"Solve this problem in as few steps as possible"


*WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH*


"You have to recall a sequence of - "


*WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH* *WAH*


~pulls out batteries~


"Hmph. Next!" Reply


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Image of Curves Curves 12/22/08

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Its one thing to be a genius, they cant help that, but its entirely something else to be a Tool too. Reply

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Image of melak melak 12/22/08

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Loud noses eh? How interesting.. Reply

Image of ZeeBeeEss ZeeBeeEss 12/22/08

@melak: Nothing more annoying than loud noses in the a.m. my friend. Reply

Image of ripfire ripfire 12/22/08

@ZeeBeeEss: No this is the most annoying sound:

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