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    This Looks Healthy

    Bizarre LoveTrainer Headset Actually an Elaborate, Sexy Hoax

    LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious

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    Image of frigg frigg
    07/06/09

    In reply to This Looks Healthy
    Chop off its head and you got yourself a tribble.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    07/06/09

    In reply to This Looks Healthy
    Will it catch mice? I had to catch one over the weekend (major emotional trauma and since I let it go outside, I am sure it will just come back). I am allergic to animal dander so this would be ideal if it hunted.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    07/06/09

    @Curves: You would welcome a hunting killbot in the house? You're a strong woman, dear Curves.
     Reply
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    Image of aec007 aec007
    07/06/09

    @Curves: Nah... just get one of these:



    + Watch video
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    Image of Curves Curves
    07/06/09

    @aec007: That is a cool machine, and would totally keep those annoying kids off my lawn, but in the case of the mouse, I couldnt kill it, I had to catch the damn thing. Robokitty could have taken care of it for me, allowing me to go back to screaming, which in the natural order, is my job.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    07/06/09

    In reply to This Looks Healthy
    No robot, no matter how sophisticated man's devices ever become, will ever be able to sit there, on the edge of some high point in the room, with a sleepy judging gaze, surveying its realm and the bipedal pet(s) it adopted. There's no adequate replacement for a real cat. And you plebes can keep your cat eating/burning/milking jokes to yourselves, ya freaks!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/06/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I think Dita dozed off when you started talking?



    Could you repeat that middle part? The part about the sleeping...

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    07/06/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: My cats have the same response. That's why God invented radio-controlled flying toys.
     Reply
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/06/09

    In reply to This Looks Healthy


    Neither Maxie nor Dita approve of this. Further, neither feel in the least bit threatened.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    07/06/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    I also, am not threatened.
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    Image of geiko geiko
    07/06/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Yeah, Sebastian disapproves also. Somehow I get the feeling that dogs are a lot more easy to emulate than cats. Cats have something to them that robots haven't yet achieved. But Sony has already come close for dogs with the Aibo.


    Yes, I know that sentence is all whacky.

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    07/06/09

    @geiko: "Cats have something to them that robots haven't yet achieved"


    No one knows how to program Evil yet.

     Reply
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/06/09

    @geiko:



    Watson disagrees with your assessment.

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    Image of aja175 aja175
    07/06/09

    @OMG! Ponies!:



    General isn't impressed

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    07/06/09

    @aja175:

    lets try that again...


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    07/06/09

    @aja175:


    oh forget it.

    [twitpic.com]

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    Image of orphic1 orphic1
    07/06/09

    @aja175:

    "General isn't impressed"


    It was so good I has to help post it!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    07/06/09

    @orphic1: named his desktop ThunderPrincess.: I have the same collar for my idiot cat, minus the bell. All my cats have a "charm" on their collars.
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    07/06/09

    In reply to This Looks Healthy
    So this will be called "Pet, Pet, Relaxation"?
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    Image of frigg frigg
    01/29/09

    In reply to Bizarre LoveTrainer Headset Actually an Elaborate, Sexy Hoax
    If you read the FAQ on the site, it says even though the sex module was a hoax, you can still use the headset for hands-free driving.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    01/29/09

    @frigg: And what are you supposed to do with your hands then?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/29/09

    In reply to Bizarre LoveTrainer Headset Actually an Elaborate, Sexy Hoax
    Damn, I was looking forward to the Wii Guitar Hero mod.


    lolz...penis

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/29/09

    In reply to Bizarre LoveTrainer Headset Actually an Elaborate, Sexy Hoax
    So, the love making will not begin? :(
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    Image of John Herrman John Herrman
    01/29/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:

    Even the foreplay


    Will not begin

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    01/29/09

    In reply to Bizarre LoveTrainer Headset Actually an Elaborate, Sexy Hoax
    Luckily I still have my Wonderful "World of Sex" LP. Record Players FTW!



    possibly NSFW
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    Image of gdigital gdigital
    01/29/09

    @No,Comma_GitEmSteveDave:


    Thank you, I now have coffee all over my desk, well done sir.

     Reply
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    01/29/09

    @gdigital: The Kentucky Fried Movie is great! Even though I have it on DVD, I think I will DL it at work today just so I can watch it.
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    Image of Smacksmackums Smacksmackums
    01/29/09

    In reply to Bizarre LoveTrainer Headset Actually an Elaborate, Sexy Hoax
    I knew it was too good to be true.

    Time to cancel my pre-order.


    I am still convinced that they stole the idea from Demolition Man anyway.

     Reply
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    Image of jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air
    01/29/09

    @Smacksmackums: That movie was great.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/29/09

    @jackfrost132: I just watched it on Starz last night.


    "Be well!"

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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    Will this be part of a Sega rhythm game? Might work on the Wii.
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    For what ever reason I read the messages in an angry German voice.


    "Following ze beat make ze love much harder! Moch Schnell!"

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    @zenpoet: Jah please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant then have a night of efficient German sex.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    OMG! Through the fire and flames 100% expert NO BOT!


    SRYSLY DUDES!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    I rely on this record I bought. Just in case it comes with BIG JIM SLADE!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    @QuadNipple_GitEmSteveDave: Warning "may" be NSFW but it's from a movie called "the Kentucky Fried Movie"
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    They need a slightly more realistic version before I'll sign on.


    The foreplay please research what it is!

    Please confirm the heart rate sensor! It appears you are dying!

    Your stamina will be eva...done already?

    The lovemaking is apparently occuring somewhere else!

    Follow the ads on television make love much harder!

    You are making love at a very sad pace!

    Making love a bit more gentler would be mediocre but better than this!

    Asleep already?! Let's not do this again!

     Reply
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    "Well done! Let's make love more regularly!"


    That kind of passionate motivation makes me wanna breed more often. Not.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    @Curves: Added then scratched off "Things to get women" list then added to larger "Things to NOT do or else sleep alone again tonight" list.
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    i gotta say if you need a set of fancy pants headphones to tell you how to "do it" it's safe to assume you're doing it wrong.


    poor poor Sega the mighty have indeed fallen far...

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/28/09

    In reply to LoveTrainer Headset Coaches You in the Art of Love, Is Predictably Hilarious
    Star Wars Imperial March? What? No.


    Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture or nothing.

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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/28/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I dunno.. I was expecting something more like "bow chika bow wow!"
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/28/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Barry White (they didnt call him the Icon of Love for nothing) or maybe some Sade.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/28/09

    @Curves: That is not for headphones.


    If you play legitimate get-it-on music it must be played aloud on a decent sound system. :)

     Reply
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