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    Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats

    We Didn't Know Zoltar Drove a Segway!

    Self-Balancing eniCycle is Like a Segway for the Circus

    Orbis Hacks One Wheel Off A Segway For Easier Sidewalk Maneuverability

    Steve Wozniak, Segway Polo Pioneer, Aims for the Goal

    Best Buy Testing New Section For Electric Scooters, Segways

    My Most Memorable Gadgets, By Steve Wozniak

    Light Saber Jousting With Segways

    Legway: A Pedal-Powered Steampunk Segway

    A Wearable Robot Chariot

    This is How the Segway/GM PUMA Pod Flies Down the Street

    Chanel Segway is Pretty Much Inexcusable

    Reader Email: Why We Should Stop Picking on Segway

    Prince on a Segway T-Shirt Combines Two Good Things to Make a Great Thing

    Segway-Powered Sledding Guarantees Your Kid Will Grow Up Fat and Lazy

    Segway Shirt Clarifies Just How You 'Roll'

    Four Segways Enter, Three Segways Leave (One Faceplants)

    The Next Gadget Gods

    Dean Kamen Struggles With the Idea of Giving Up on the Segway

    Segway Office Skiing Looks Like a Fun, Potential Lawsuit Source
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    Image of RainyDayInterns RainyDayInterns
    10/12/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    It needs a spoiler for the back...
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/12/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"

    Whoever gets this is will be my next BFFZ+HyperDrivex666.
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    Image of McBrace McBrace
    10/12/09

    @psychonaut2021: Moleman Says : I was saying Boo Urns...

    Simpsons episode with the film festival
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/12/09

    @McBrace: I love you ;)
     Reply
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    Image of Bam Bam Bam Bam
    10/12/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    So this is a Segway for Lazy Mall Cops?
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    psychonaut2021 approved this comment Bam Bam was starred Bam Bam was unstarred
    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/12/09

    @pootytang: What other type of mall cop is there, if I may ask?
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    10/12/09

    @psychonaut2021: Hey now, Paul Blart is a DEDICATED officer of the mall.
     Reply
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/12/09

    @fatmonalisa: Hmm, guess you have a point there. Too bad he isn't a real mall cop :(
     Reply
    Edited by psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! at 10/12/09 8:03 AM psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! was starred psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! was unstarred
    Image of STFU_FPU! STFU_FPU!
    10/12/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    StarWars imperial "helmet" with wheels to me.
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    Image of STFU_FPU! STFU_FPU!
    10/12/09

    @Faslane's avatar is squished: Ahh crap, someone below was already on that idea. LOL too funny. smart minds think alike? Will that fly??? :-)
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    10/12/09

    @Faslane's avatar is squished: Okay, what exactly is going on with your switching avatar?
     Reply
    psychonaut2021 promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/12/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Perhaps he had some of the Kool~Aid?
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    Image of NotSoSiniSter NotSoSiniSter
    10/12/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    the segway for fat people...great
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    Image of ilovexspin ilovexspin
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    Hey, at least this kind is fail-proof...

    OOPS ALREADY POSTED. THIS IS AWKWARD...
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    Edited by ilovexspin at 10/11/09 11:05 PM ilovexspin was starred ilovexspin was unstarred
    Image of Platypus Man Platypus Man
    10/11/09

    @ilovexspin: The person was clearly the one at fault, not the Segway. She was riding it too fast next to other people and it looks like her wheel got caught on the other person's wheel. When it was up in the air (her fault), the Segway couldn't control properly, so it fell down, so she followed.

    Dumbasses are everywhere and someone can always find a way to fall down in something, no matter how unlikely it may be.
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    Image of rsa12985 rsa12985
    10/12/09

    @ilovexspin: I wish the chick acting retarded in the beginning would of face planted! She would of got what she deserved.
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    Image of otko otko
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    Hey, what happened to the post about the sperm whale shaped snowmobile thing? It totally disappeared from Giz
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    Duckspwn promoted this comment otko was starred otko was unstarred
    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    10/11/09

    @otko: Hmm, you are correct. Lets get some conspiracy theories, stat!
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/12/09

    @Duckspwn: T-Mobile was hosting it on their servers. Some of the moon desbris got on to the electronics, or so they claim.
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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    10/12/09

    @psychonaut2021: Bam! See that? That's how it's done. Good stuff, lets pack up and call it a night people.
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    Edited by Duckspwn at 10/12/09 6:39 PM Duckspwn was starred Duckspwn was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats

    No comment.
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    psychonaut2021 promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    10/12/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Nice picture though.
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    Image of not_a_virus.exe.vbs not_a_virus.exe.vbs
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    As if mall security cops didn't get made fun of enough.
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    Image of Atrocious Atrocious
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    "HAL, open the pod bay doors!"

    "I'm sorry Dave. This conversation can serve no further purpose".

    With that, Officer Dave knew he would have to risk the direct sunlight and intense heat of the parking lot and enter the mall manually through the employee entrance next to Chick-fil-A.
     Reply
    Bigbadbikernerd promoted this comment Edited by Atrocious at 10/11/09 7:19 PM Atrocious was starred Atrocious was unstarred
    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    10/12/09

    @Atrocious: Love it...
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    Image of MaQ MaQ
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    And again
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    Image of MaQ MaQ
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    Both Project PUMA and this seams useless.

    All I can think of is that video of three girls and one took a dive, hard

    I think it was on giz i saw it

    found it
     Reply
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    The design begs any hoodlum that sees it to push on the back to make it tip forward.
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    Image of musicmonkey34 musicmonkey34
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    a noble spirit embiggins the smallest man.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    Who wants to drive around in a giant Stormtrooper helmet...?

    I DO!
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    Image of Communist Pope Communist Pope
    10/11/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: That's a prequel Clone Trooper helmet, not a Stormtrooper helmet. Which automatically makes it at least 10% less cool (a percentage that would be much higher if Clone Troopers weren't one of the few non-sucky things about the prequels).
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    Image of Maori_Yelir Maori_Yelir
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    I just see those wheels flipping up like the time-Delorean and taking off.
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    Image of otko otko
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    One word. Gundam
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    SegamanXero promoted this comment otko was starred otko was unstarred
    Image of Faceless.Troll Faceless.Troll
    10/11/09

    In reply to Segway Concept Emboldens Mall Security With Aggressive Lines, Comfy Seats
    Am I the only one that thinks this thing looks like a giant helmet?
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    10/11/09

    @Faceless.Troll: Will have to agree with that...
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    Image of Jonathan Gleich Jonathan Gleich
    09/15/09

    In reply to We Didn't Know Zoltar Drove a Segway!
    Zoltar has a website and a Twitter Account (go figure!) www.segnyc.com

    Jonathan
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    Image of spannu spannu
    09/15/09

    @Jonathan Gleich: Zoltar likes to stay connected.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    09/15/09

    In reply to We Didn't Know Zoltar Drove a Segway!
    Damn, I really envy Steve Wozniak. He sure knows how to have fun and make a kick ass Halloween costume.

    BTW, I would caution against wishing to be "big", as you have to go to the hospital if you are "big" for more than 4 hours.
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