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    The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink

    Product Tank Is Like a Booby Trap For Your Toast

    10 Toasters of the Future

    Fagor Flat Toaster Makes Me Question Everything

    A Steak Toaster. Did You Hear Me? I Said a Steak Toaster

    All-in-One Breakfast With the Toaster Teapot

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    Toasty the Toaster Burns Your Toast in Retro Style
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    Image of Eric Johnson Eric Johnson
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink
    It uses Va-a-aseline
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink
    We need a wide platform printer for bagals and waffles.
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    Image of njdevil njdevil
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink
    'Paper jam'? I wanted strawberry.
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    Image of Odin Odin
    12/08/09

    @njdevil:
    I see what you did there.
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    Image of Isentropic_Storm Isentropic_Storm
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink
    What came in first place, the Money Printer by Nintendo?
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    Image of dingus dingus
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink
    You're welcome.
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink
     
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    Image of :negated: :negated:
    12/08/09

    In reply to The Printer Toaster Unfortunately Doesn’t Use Butter and Jam for Ink
    PC Load Toast? What the fuck does that mean?
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/10/09

    In reply to Product Tank Is Like a Booby Trap For Your Toast
    On cold days, you can have steamy underwear too! #producttank
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    11/11/09

    @Bokusatsu_Tenshi: I just stick my business into a microwave for the same effect. #producttank
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    11/10/09

    In reply to Product Tank Is Like a Booby Trap For Your Toast
    Isn't this basically an upright George Foreman grill? #producttank
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    11/10/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: But this is white, boxy and has retro knobs! This is the Apple HiFi of toasters. #producttank
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    Image of 32ndnote 32ndnote
    11/10/09

    @The Lab: But knobs are so much like buttons! There's no way Jobs would approve. This has to be a sleek new Windows 7 product trying to sneak its way into Apple market-share. #producttank
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    11/10/09

    @32ndnote: If it where Windows 7 it wouldn't be white but have psychedelic images painted all over it. Come to think of it that wouldn't be that bad at all. #producttank
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    Image of frigg frigg
    02/20/09

    In reply to 10 Toasters of the Future
    I like those early American diner toasters that carry your bread on a conveyer belt around a heating element, and plop it down at the end as toast.
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    Image of HunterRadashack HunterRadashack
    02/20/09

    In reply to 10 Toasters of the Future
    Sure wish Yanko designs were actually you know, for sale instead of being fancy renders.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/20/09

    @HunterRadashack: I wish I could sit around all day getting paid to dream up vaporware...
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    02/20/09

    In reply to 10 Toasters of the Future
    How do you pop the bread out when you mistakenly set the timer too long? I don't imagine I can get my fingers/fork in there without burning my fingers to pull it out in time to save it from a charred skin that is overtoasted toast.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/20/09

    @BullLifter: Grab it at the base and tilt it on it's side. Problem solved!
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    02/20/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: Then all the crumbs come with it!
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    02/20/09

    @BullLifter: But of course. How else are you going to clean your toaster?
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    Image of subryu subryu
    02/20/09

    In reply to 10 Toasters of the Future
    Our future is one piece of toast at a time? I don't know if I want to be a part of that.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/20/09

    @subryu: In the future one slice of toast a day is all you'll be allowed.
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    02/20/09

    In reply to 10 Toasters of the Future
    In the future my personal manservant android will have a shoulder-mounted laser to toast my bread as part of it's morning duties.


    Later in the day it will use that same laser to take pot shots at the neighborhood children while shouting GET OFF MY LAWN! with it's chilling robot voice..

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    Image of G.O.D. G.O.D.
    02/20/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: I would like a Womanservant thank you very much!! But will do much of the same things only sexier.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/20/09

    @Hiroak: Oh, I'll have the womanservant too. 'She' just won't be outfitted with lasers. I don't need to be the victim of any accidental discharges while in mid robo-coitus...
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/20/09

    In reply to 10 Toasters of the Future
    I want a toaster that will make grilled cheese sandwiches in it.
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    Image of TheCrudMan TheCrudMan
    02/20/09

    @Lite: thinks they will listen to Reason (tm):

    Yes if only there was some sort of toaster and oven combination....


    But seriously the only way to get a good grilled cheese is to you know...grill it.

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/20/09

    @TheCrudMan: I don't want a toaster oven. I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.
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    Image of CrispyAardvark CrispyAardvark
    02/20/09

    @Lite: thinks they will listen to Reason (tm):


    I was going to suggest Toaster Bags, but I'm guessing the reply would be "I don't want [insert suggestion], I want a toaster that will make grilled sandwiches.


    So instead, may I suggest someone invents a toaster that injects the hot cheese between two slices of toast? A nice big cheese button next to the heat level dial should do it...

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/20/09

    @CrispyAardvark: See, now you're getting it.


    I want the grilled cheese sandwich with the convenience of a toaster. I don't want to scrape cheese off the panini maker, I don't want to clean toaster bags. I just want it to toast a sammich perfectly.


    Plus, then I don't have to have a toaster, toaster over, and panini maker. It'd do it all.

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