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    Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare

    Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things

    Secret Planet Killer: High-Tech Japanese Toilets

    Toto's Neorest Hybrid Toilet is World's Most Efficient

    Japanese Version of Boeing 787 Dreamliner to Offer Butt-Wiping Luxury

    Toto Travel Washlet: Portable Butt Sprayer, For Wherever You Go

    The Strange Case of the Exploding Toilets: Japan on High Alert

    Japanese Wooden Automatic Butt-Spraying Toilet

    Toto Apricot F5A: MP3 Toilet Seat With Ambient Light, Fart Killer

    Toto Deodorization Fan Makes That Bathroom Habitable Again
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/08/09

    In reply to Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare
    My coworkers tend to have a very unhealthy diet. Being surrounded by nothing but salad bars, delicatessens and pizzerias, the olfactory impact can weigh in at a good 7.0. Pray that you're not one of those unlucky folk to get caught in the moderately ventilated stall next to one of these guys after lunch.


    Hank Hill hates low flow terlits, and so do I.

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    04/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: It's spelled terlet. (j/k)
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    Image of DustyButt™ DustyButt™
    04/08/09

    In reply to Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare
    Please God... Let then install these in my office building. The people I work with are true power shitters.
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    04/08/09

    @DustyButt: I dunno it seems to me that its the really gassy "splatter painters", the "pollocks" if you will, that tend to make the biggest mess...
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/08/09

    In reply to Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare
    "The powerful tornado flush rescues you from the bane of stains and small children".
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    Image of Muhhamed Ali Muhhamed Ali
    04/08/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: so i suppose getting a swirly with one of these might well decapitate you? sweet.
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    04/08/09

    @Polzin: Did you watch that "I didn't even know I was pregnant" thing on Discovery the other night too!?!
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    Image of MacBandit MacBandit
    04/08/09

    In reply to Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare
    Too bad Totos run around $3,000.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    04/08/09

    @MacBandit: And why does it have to look like a floating cat-box with no door?



    And I'm worried about the fact that it doesn't appear to have a tank, so now I don't have to clean the toilet bowl but I have to clean the sweaty stains off the wall above the toilet?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/08/09

    In reply to Toto Neorest Toilets Now Clean Up After Your Chili and Cheese Nightmare
    Anytime they invent a better toilet, someone will invent a better chili and cheese nightmare.
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    Image of Darrone Darrone
    04/08/09

    @Blinded by the Lite: I agree, it's win freaking win!
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    04/08/09

    @Darrone: Not so says the stomach lining.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/29/08

    In reply to Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things
    How do you say, "Urine good health" in japanese?


    *

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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/29/08

    In reply to Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things
    Paging Dr. John to the bathroom, Dr. John to the bathroom.
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    Image of CaptEO2000 CaptEO2000
    12/29/08

    In reply to Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things
    Remember when all we needed was a magazine?
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    Image of suckerpin suckerpin
    12/29/08

    @CaptEO2000: Hell all I need is a good shampoo bottle.
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    12/29/08

    @Oirectine: I was going to say a tube of toothpaste, but that was good. :)
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    12/29/08

    In reply to Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things
    Just when you think JerseyCam can't get anymore in my life, I just added a remote feed from the Toto IT II. Enjoy!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    In reply to Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things
    I'm afraid to ask whether it blends?
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    Image of Monty Monty
    12/29/08

    In reply to Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things
    I was confused what purpose measuring urine temperature would serve [insert bad water sports joke], but tracking a menstrual period makes sense -- if only I had one to track.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @Monty: Menopause, huh? Those hot flashes are a BITCH!
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    Image of Mona N. Mona N.
    12/29/08

    In reply to Toto's Intelligence Toilet II Smartly Measures The Temperature Of Your Pee, Among Other Things
    Uh - why are there two rolls? TWO.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/29/08

    @Mona N.: I know huh. The guy who thought of this is full of shit.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @Mona N.: Would you rather have two rolls and need only one or need two rolls and have only one?
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    12/29/08

    @ripfire: You know what Gizmodo needs? Well besides doing away with Facebook posters. We need Statler and Waldorf for jokes like these.
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    12/29/08

    @DeadhousepIants: For those of you 25 and younger who have no idea who Statler and Waldorf are...


    [en.wikipedia.org]

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/29/08

    @DeadhousepIants: Why do Facebook posters come here? I guess we'll never know. It's kinda like a torture, to have to hear their comments.


    (Ok. I'm not good with rhymes.)

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @DeadhousepIants: Girlie is 27 (I'm a cradle-robber) and if she found out I didn't know who Statler and Waldorf are by name, I'd wake up to the sight of a carving knife sticking out of my gut.
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    12/29/08

    @OMG! Ponies!:


    Why are you a cradle robber? I just turned 27 on Christmas and 35 is young for me. Just sayin. Men are like wine, they get better with age.


    (I need to return your call Ponies. I had an epically bad day yesterday)

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    Image of Mona N. Mona N.
    12/29/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: Why bother wiping when that super toilet does all the dirty work for you!
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/29/08

    @ripfire:
    Not anymore...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/29/08

    @Mona N.: Two words: (1) Skid and (2) Marks.


    I think it's great that this thing will shoot water at my browneye. But when I pull up my boxers, I want it to be dry down there. Think of it as a belt and suspenders; the bidet does the heavy lifting and the t.p. finishes the job.

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    12/29/08

    @Mona N.: One toilet, two rolls, three seashells.
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