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    Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    @Ken_Darrow: He's got blue balls so they're a little harder to see.


    Of course a better question to ask is why were you spending so nuch time looking at his junk?

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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I was just trying to compare the size and color to mine. I still think my bright Purplish/Reddish BataRam looks better.
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    03/23/09

    @Ken_Darrow: When I mentioned what I carry in my underwire (Braw) everyone wanted photo proof…
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    03/24/09

    @Ken_Darrow: Bright purple? You need to stop wrestling it so much...
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    03/24/09

    @Software_Goddess: I must have missed that. What do you carry in your underwire?
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    03/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: That was supposed to say underwear, but my auto spell checker got carried away. As for what I have in my braw. Technically they are an E cup, but you can't buy that in the store so I can make due with a DD in a couple sizes up. Then I have to remove 3" from the back strap. Was that TMI?
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    03/24/09

    @Software_Goddess: "Was that TMI?"


    No, that wasn't TMI. So you hack your underwear? lol

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    Image of jiveabillion jiveabillion
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    OMG!!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG ASS TIME.
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    03/23/09

    @jiveabillion: This was almost as funny as the first time I saw the PowerThirst ads...
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    ZOMG THE NUMBER IS FAKE!!!!


    ITS A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!

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    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    He didn't get the "you're gonna love my nuts" line in there anywhere..
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    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Agreed, that is the only serious criticism I have of this spoof.
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    It looks like we can do this all day..
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I know I could... Are you up for it?
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    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: I've had enough cock shots to last me a lifetime..
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    Image of Ken_Darrow Ken_Darrow
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    When is "The Butt Shot" coming out? I want it to do big butt, little butt, wide butt, narrow butt... all sorts of butts.
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    03/23/09

    @Ken_Darrow: If you act now we'll throw in beady. Just shove these scented ben wa balls up the butt. Then pull them out slowly, fettucini, porcini, mussolini, bikini. It's just that easy. You're gonna love my balls.
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    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Stop having boring ass play. Stop having a boring life.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    This one actually caused me pain. I laughed so hard the back of my head throbbed. All I could think the whole time I watched was dinner and cock; can it puree
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    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: "All I could think the whole time I watched was dinner and cock"


    Are you having hotdogs for dinner tonight?

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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: No I need something more substantial. I'll be having the Johnsonville's
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    03/23/09

    @Software_Goddess: Ball Park franks plump when you cook them...
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    03/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I think in this case you mean they "swell when you smash'em".
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    Image of Frank Mahnke Frank Mahnke
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    No Vince = No clicking the play button.
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    03/23/09

    @Frank Mahnke: Trust me it's worth it anyway...
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    It's made by Germans!


    The Germans make good stuff, right?

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    Image of Whydoesthisalwayshappentome Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
    03/23/09

    In reply to Show of Hands, Who Wants the Cock Shot?
    What will they think of next?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    03/23/09

    @Whydoesthisalwayshappentome: I don't know, but I know I have my protector already lined up. This is no match for Steven Seagal.
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