@MrHaroHaro: There is no anti-Colbert sentiment here. I love my Colbert. I spend about 15-20 minutes on mine everyday. Despite NASA's back-peddling, I will continue to refer to the throne in my bathroom as a Colbert. I respect the people's choice.
@Bertone77: I was just imagining these idiots floating above it, frantically moving their legs as if they are running but at a much lower speed than the treadmill below them. "It's not working!! What kind of cruel fuck thought this was a good idea!! Jane! Get me off this crazy thiiiing!!!"
Why do you have to go so fast and use so much fuel to escape the earth's gravity? Wouldn't it, like a car, be more fuel efficient to go more slowly to reduce drag from air resistance? I don't get why you can't reach orbit going slowly. Either way you're moving up more quickly than the earth's gravity is pulling you down.
@Elliuotatar: There is this great internet site call www.google.com it's very cool you can type in stupid questions and it will give you answers and not make fun of you.
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