The Dangers of Dating a Butterphone

We've all been there before. You're out at a bar with friends when—suddenly—you find yourself talking the man and/or woman of your dreams. You exchange numbers, and the next morning, after carefully crafting your first sober communication, you await his or her response with bated breath. Your phone vibrates. You look… » 2/07/14 7:00pm 2/07/14 7:00pm

How funny would it be if Google was a real person you had to talk to?

Your Google search history is probably littered with typos, questionable queries, embarrassing visits to malware-infected websites, porn, Facebook, porn, Facebook, basic math questions a 6-year-old would know, juvenile jokes and so forth. It's not a proud place to be. But what if in order to make all those searches… » 1/13/14 9:22pm 1/13/14 9:22pm

Social Networks Make You Feel Like You're Missing Everything

In theory, social networks are supposed to make you feel closer to everybody. Oh, look! Jim is driving a tractor on Instagram. Wow, Sarah just invited me to her baby shower on Facebook. But the truth is, social networks do a really good job at making you feel left out too. Wait... why did my friends all check-in at… » 5/20/13 8:16pm 5/20/13 8:16pm

This Hilarious Song About Tumblr Pretty Much Sums Up the Entire Internet

If you use Tumblr or Facebook or Twitter or any site like that, you'd know that they're all complete time sucks. Hopping onto Tumblr is especially dangerous because of all the rabbit holes you can crawl into—food, tasteful nudes, fashion, tasteful nudes, animated gifs, tasteful nudes, virally reblogged reblogs and… » 2/25/13 8:00pm 2/25/13 8:00pm

Tim Cook Should Have Done This At Today's iPhone 5 Event

Today, Apple introduced a bunch of new products: the iPhone 5, iTunes 11, a new iPod Touch and an iPod Nano. And they announce new products at every event! But what if one day they decided to just... stop? CollegeHumor imagines an Apple who's sick of making products and holds a press conference to release... nothing. » 9/12/12 8:00pm 9/12/12 8:00pm