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    Let's Sing About Safer Sext (NSFW)

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    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of ilovexspin ilovexspin
    11/26/09

    In reply to Let's Sing About Safer Sext (NSFW)
    Maybe your little admirer should read this post loud and clear
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    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/26/09

    In reply to Let's Sing About Safer Sext (NSFW)
    mmm, all the sext advice makes me wonder if someone is talking from experience?

    And NSFW? Only in the Vatican.
     Reply
    Duckspwn promoted this comment yogibimbi was starred yogibimbi was unstarred
    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    11/26/09


    @yogibimbi: When they don't mark it NSFW, people complain. When they do, people complain. Time to give up for good.
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    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/26/09

    @Duckspwn: :-D You mean to say I am not being original? :-O
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    11/26/09

    @yogibimbi: Na, you are quite the original kind of character.
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    11/27/09

    @Duckspwn: Who is that by? It's a pretty sweet pic.
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    Duckspwn promoted this comment Adam was starred Adam was unstarred
    Image of yogibimbi yogibimbi
    11/27/09

    @Duckspwn: thanks, what a relief
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    11/27/09

    @Adam: No idea. Picked it up off an image board.
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    Image of franco1975 franco1975
    11/26/09

    In reply to Let's Sing About Safer Sext (NSFW)
    5 years ago I drunk emailed a nude pix of my self to a future employer by accident. A few months later, i found out at the time they received my pix, they were about to make me a job offer. I had beaten out dozens of people for that job but messed up big time with the email :(
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    GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag promoted this comment franco1975 was starred franco1975 was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    11/26/09

    @franco1975: So what hurt more, losing the job, or losing the job because they didn't think you could "fill" the spot they needed filling?
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    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: obviously the latter...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    11/26/09

    In reply to Let's Sing About Safer Sext (NSFW)
    This is why I scour the message boards and porn sites for male genitalia that appears similar to mine. I then store these photos in a special folder, and when someone asks for a pict, I send them one. That way, if it ever comes down to it, the picture evidence won't stand up in court. Besides, once she sees the real thing, she'll be so awestruck, she won't notice the obvious inadequacies the "stunt penis" picts I sent had.
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: This is a brilliant tactic. But why would your pictures end up in court? Who are you sending to?
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    Image of jessedybka jessedybka
    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: Don't tell me there's no other evidence off all those GitEmCams of yours. Inquiring minds want to know!
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    GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag promoted this comment Edited by jessedybka at 11/26/09 9:13 PM jessedybka was starred jessedybka was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    11/26/09

    @appletoad: Well, Supreme Court nominations are like court, right?
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    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: Kind of.
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    11/26/09

    @jessedybka: @appletoad: I'm on the cams right now, well, at least one of them. Besides, the SteveDaveCams aren't of high enough quality to accurately enhance them enough to compare to the picts I send out.
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    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: I must also apologize to a certain someone for revealing to them in a comment on their own post that I wasn't the one in the photos I sent you. I won't use your name here to protect you anonymity. But rest assured that in real life, Big SteveDave and the Twins are a sight to behold.
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    Image of jessedybka jessedybka
    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: If movies have taught me anything, all the prosecutors will need to do is get some guy in glasses to click 'enhance' 10 or 12 times.
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    11/26/09

    @jessedybka: Damn you Thorny! Just print the picture!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: Why do you need more than one picture?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    11/26/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Shut up, that's why!
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    Image of jessedybka jessedybka
    11/26/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Do you ask Picasso, "Why do you need more than one brush?"
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    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® promoted this comment jessedybka was starred jessedybka was unstarred
    Image of jessedybka jessedybka
    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: Okay, but only if we go on that date, attractive female prosecutor who is clearly out of my league but still can't seem to sustain a regular love life. We'll hook up in sweeps month one year.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/26/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: "That way, if it ever comes down to it, the picture evidence won't stand up in court."

    ....Or they'll think you're secretly a porn star.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/26/09

    @jessedybka: How many pictures did he paint with his junk?
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    Image of jessedybka jessedybka
    11/27/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Picasso or GESD? Either way, the answer is 'not nearly enough.'
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/27/09

    @jessedybka: Either or. I'm pretty sure had they each tried it they'd only have one 'brush', unless they were borrowing someone else's...
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 11/27/09 1:11 AM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of appletoad appletoad
    11/26/09

    In reply to Let's Sing About Safer Sext (NSFW)
    The best is iPhone-made sexts, with their EXIF containing GPS coordinates.

    I remember way back, when camera phones were considered very top of the line. Ah, 128x128 pixel juicy goodness.

    Edit: I haven't sexted since early high school, but deleting EXIF info is of interest for me for legit reasons. Are there any easy ways to do it on a Mac? (I know photoshop etc can do it but I don't want to load PS just to clear EXIF)
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    Edited by appletoad at 11/26/09 9:08 PM appletoad was starred appletoad was unstarred
    Image of jessedybka jessedybka
    11/26/09

    @appletoad: [www.iconus.ch]

    SmallImage is pretty powerful in a small package.
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    GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag promoted this comment jessedybka was starred jessedybka was unstarred
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    11/26/09

    @jessedybka: That's what she said!
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    Image of dingus dingus
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
    Never, ever say "powned" out loud. It makes the baby Carmack cry.
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    Edited by dingus at 11/25/09 1:45 AM dingus was starred dingus was unstarred
    Image of ty_person ty_person
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
    uh thats bob and DOUG mackenzie, sheesh if your going to put down Canada do it right...
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    Image of hoffmanbike hoffmanbike
    11/25/09

    In reply to Remainders - Stuff We Didn't Post (and Why)
    looks like opera 10.10 broke giz for me.

    i can't view any pictures except ads
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    Platypus Man promoted this comment Edited by hoffmanbike at 11/25/09 1:23 AM hoffmanbike was starred hoffmanbike was unstarred
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    11/25/09

    @hoffmanbike: Well, that's really the most important stuff, right? You can't read it and they're still getting money.
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    11/25/09

    @Platypus Man: it's working now. weird.
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    Image of andrelix andrelix
    10/19/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp
    That was A-W-E-S-O-M-E !!! #pixar
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    Image of Mischif Mischif
    10/19/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp
    The electric chair added some super-special-awesome irony, but I would've liked to see how they did lethal injection.
    And why was the lamp the only non-alphanumeric object? #pixar
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    puhsitch promoted this comment Mischif was starred Mischif was unstarred
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    10/19/09

    @Mischif: Oh wow, that brings in a whole new level to this story. A desk lamp alone in a world of letters, numbers, and symbols. A life most likely defined by persecution - or at best, a constant state of gross misunderstanding.

    Indeed, this video raises too many questions! What is entirely clear, however, is that we simply cannot lay judgment on this hapless lamp without a proper context; those who know his story now have the moral obligation to tell it. #pixar
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    10/19/09

    In reply to The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp
    Best part by far! Forced to share a cell with 8==0 #pixar
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    ZaxxonQ.com promoted this comment EpiphyteCorp. was starred EpiphyteCorp. was unstarred
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    10/19/09

    @EpiphyteCorp.: I did not get that until now. Thank you! #pixar
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    Image of CustomFirmware CustomFirmware
    10/17/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    new jersey.. bruce springsteen.. bon jovi..

    haha #googlestreetview
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    Image of G-Ram G-Ram
    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    Ha! Sweet, a CH video that's funny all the way through and doesn't tank at the end. #googlestreetview
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    Image of NonaMagoostus NonaMagoostus
    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    its a solo job, no copilot. I really enjoyed it. #googlestreetview
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    G-Ram promoted this comment NonaMagoostus was starred NonaMagoostus was unstarred
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Those Google Street View Drivers Had No Idea What They Were In For
    When I get bored someday, I'm going to make a video that's a total ripoff of Home Movies. Just sayin!
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