5 years ago I drunk emailed a nude pix of my self to a future employer by accident. A few months later, i found out at the time they received my pix, they were about to make me a job offer. I had beaten out dozens of people for that job but messed up big time with the email :(
This is why I scour the message boards and porn sites for male genitalia that appears similar to mine. I then store these photos in a special folder, and when someone asks for a pict, I send them one. That way, if it ever comes down to it, the picture evidence won't stand up in court. Besides, once she sees the real thing, she'll be so awestruck, she won't notice the obvious inadequacies the "stunt penis" picts I sent had.
@jessedybka: @appletoad: I'm on the cams right now, well, at least one of them. Besides, the SteveDaveCams aren't of high enough quality to accurately enhance them enough to compare to the picts I send out.
@GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: I must also apologize to a certain someone for revealing to them in a comment on their own post that I wasn't the one in the photos I sent you. I won't use your name here to protect you anonymity. But rest assured that in real life, Big SteveDave and the Twins are a sight to behold.
@GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: If movies have taught me anything, all the prosecutors will need to do is get some guy in glasses to click 'enhance' 10 or 12 times.
@GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: Okay, but only if we go on that date, attractive female prosecutor who is clearly out of my league but still can't seem to sustain a regular love life. We'll hook up in sweeps month one year.
The best is iPhone-made sexts, with their EXIF containing GPS coordinates.
I remember way back, when camera phones were considered very top of the line. Ah, 128x128 pixel juicy goodness.
Edit: I haven't sexted since early high school, but deleting EXIF info is of interest for me for legit reasons. Are there any easy ways to do it on a Mac? (I know photoshop etc can do it but I don't want to load PS just to clear EXIF)
The electric chair added some super-special-awesome irony, but I would've liked to see how they did lethal injection.
And why was the lamp the only non-alphanumeric object? #pixar
@Mischif: Oh wow, that brings in a whole new level to this story. A desk lamp alone in a world of letters, numbers, and symbols. A life most likely defined by persecution - or at best, a constant state of gross misunderstanding.
Indeed, this video raises too many questions! What is entirely clear, however, is that we simply cannot lay judgment on this hapless lamp without a proper context; those who know his story now have the moral obligation to tell it. #pixar
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And NSFW? Only in the Vatican.
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@yogibimbi: When they don't mark it NSFW, people complain. When they do, people complain. Time to give up for good.
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....Or they'll think you're secretly a porn star.
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I remember way back, when camera phones were considered very top of the line. Ah, 128x128 pixel juicy goodness.
Edit: I haven't sexted since early high school, but deleting EXIF info is of interest for me for legit reasons. Are there any easy ways to do it on a Mac? (I know photoshop etc can do it but I don't want to load PS just to clear EXIF)
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SmallImage is pretty powerful in a small package.
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i can't view any pictures except ads
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And why was the lamp the only non-alphanumeric object? #pixar
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Indeed, this video raises too many questions! What is entirely clear, however, is that we simply cannot lay judgment on this hapless lamp without a proper context; those who know his story now have the moral obligation to tell it. #pixar
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