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mr. t

I Put Little Boy Into a Coma With Nothing But My Presence

I'm going out the same way I came in. Pow! See you around, suckas. Hope you fools enjoyed my jibba jabba. Don't do books, read milk, drink your drugs and respect yo mommas.

11:59 PM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Jason Chen
3,868 views, 37 comments

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mr. t

I Bring Little Boy Out of a Coma With Nothing But My Presence

Mr. T doesn't need no science or no brain pressure reliever. Mr. T can bring children out of comas by just going to their rooms. See exhibit T, a boy who was unlucky enough to fall into a coma some time in the mid-1980s. All I had to do is go to his hotel room, say some words, close the curtains, and by the time I was walking out of the hospital the kid was out of his coma! How did they know this kid was a fan of Mr. Me? Because whenever my name came up, his arm twitched! That's how! What did you think? Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. I'm Mr. T, and I bring kids out of comas! *Grunt* [Yahoo]

3:00 AM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Jason Chen
5,882 views, 30 comments

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