Only a monster would build something that forced you to type in comic sans. I have nightmares of this. They usually end with me being run off the Internet with pitchforks.
The easiest way to troll a pixel-pushing friend is to ensure you exclusively use Comic Sans for every email, message, and homemade birthday card you send them. Graphic designers hate the font, but the rest of the world still seems to enjoy its sense of whimsy, which is what inspired artist Jesse England to hack a…
Officials at the Vatican were faced with a tough question when the Pope announced his retirement: what do you get God's Rottweiler as a leaving present?
Comic Sans is so universally reviled on the Internet that it's become hilarious when people actually try to use it. I wish I could be like those people who can look at Comic Sans and just see it as a happy font. I wish I could see the entire world in Comic Sans and love it. I wish every company's logo was in Comic…
Oh, Comic Sans. You're so approachable, so childlike, so human and... so disgustingly awful. As an eye gouge for many, the favoritest font of horrible rich people and vision vomit for the rest of us, Comic Sans should die 2136 times and then be wiped from our memories. OR SHOULD IT!? The Comic Sans Project hilariously…
If there's one thing every last one of us can agree on, it's that there's no text more fun-loving that Comic Sans. And if you don't believe me, maybe science will sort you out. Well, The Onion science, anyway.
Iran-Contra. The Bay of Pigs. The Battle of Mogadishu. All of these failures and black eyes upon American military history—none of them compare to this monstrosity, this abomination. This war crime. A briefing composed entirely in Comic Sans.
Let's face it: No one really likes Comic Sans and most would love to see the font die. Here's how we could kill it—letter by letter.
Very important: This advice/warning extends to any business and individual in the world, not only Fortune 500 companies: Don't use Comic Sans! Or Papyrus. Thank you very much. You can keep going on with your lives now. [Thanks Dave!]