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    "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    And the teenagers with the most callouses on their hands are obviously just a little 'too familiar' with the aforementioned internet pr0n...
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    Image of Vastad Vastad
    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    This is actually fantastic news. It reveals the colossal inability of last-generation Chinese politicians to grasp how the internet works and how cyberwars are run and won.


    Think about it. EVERY computer in China is forced to have a form of malware/spyware. They makes EVERY computer in China have one common software door. One common target. Murphy's Law operates particularly actively in software engineering. No matter how much money they throw at it, how many firing squads they threaten their contractors with, it WILL have bugs and flaws ripe for explotiation. It will NOT have the same sort of update system as Vista.


    I guarantee that if this goes through, it will be a home-grown Chinese programmer who wants to surf without Big Brother who inadvertently reveals an exploit in all of the domestic and corporate (and if the government is particularly stupid, even military) computers and opening the doors to every blood-thirsty, fame-hungry hacker group on the planet.


    The irony is from all these semi-tin foil hat rumours about China sponsoring a lot of cyber-warfare and hacking US systems. If it's true, they are essentially adding an Achilles heel to their domestic computer infrastructure and slowly bending over for karma.


    Until that happens though, China will essentially have the largest zombie-net on the planet disguised as a Big Brother act. Bet you didn't consider that did you?

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    06/08/09

    @Vastad: It reveals the colossal inability of last-generation Chinese politicians to grasp how the internet works and how cyberwars are run and won.


    uhh, if anybody would win a cyber war it is china. even the old guys know that.


    They makes EVERY computer in China have one common software door.


    uhh, it's called Windows. so not a door per se.

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    06/08/09

    @Vastad: I've found that when considering consequences, one must consider unintented consequences, and even the intended intent of the unintentional consequences, for when considering such things, one must consider all things, all things considered.


    ...yeah!

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    06/08/09

    @Vastad: ... not to mention that every computer is a potential bot client.
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    06/08/09

    @DeusExMach: i consider you my friend.
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    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    Ummm... unless I'm mistaken, computers on pretty much every public school computer in the US of A probably have software pretty much similiar to this. I doubt you can log onto porno sites from you computer lab at the local high school.


    Not to say it is or will be used to block 'political' sites like it will be in China, but the technology is there.

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    06/08/09

    @KEVINMC: so now not only whitehouse.gov is blocked, but also whitehouse.com? jebus we're doomed.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    According to my survey, Captain Obvious is often saying obvious things.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    06/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: but what about Lt. Oblivious?
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    06/08/09

    @DeusExMach: Not so much, but often enough to still retain the title of Lieutenant.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    06/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: 1st or 2nd?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/08/09

    @DeusExMach: doesn't matter. young officers think they know everything.
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    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    What is this pornography you speak of?
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    06/08/09

    @closhedbb: It's when you go out there with a DAT recorder and start taking samples of different kinds of sounds.
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    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    Sex? Dangerous? If only were wars engaged through sex...

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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    I am glad I live someplace that doesnt block Gizmodo. I really dont care about the porn, just dont take my gadgets.
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    06/08/09

    @Curves:


    the things that are/aren't blocked at my work are f'ing weird. Fleshbot will load, but I can't download the Adam Carolla Podcast...? wtf?

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    06/08/09

    @Curves: You can have my gadgets, when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers!
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    06/08/09

    @nutbastard:


    /spoiled american

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    06/08/09

    @Kaiser-Chromeo: You know, I just watched Red Dawn for the frist time this weekend, and that phrase has new meaning to me.
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    Image of Preyfar Preyfar
    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    Porn, the single greatest risk to China's infrastructure next to free will.
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    06/08/09

    @Preyfar: And colored chalk.
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    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    Will this cause a revolution? (about time)
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    06/08/09

    @aerospaceman: you say you want a revoluuuuuhoouhootion...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    06/08/09

    @eagles3Well you know, we all want to change the world.
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his stapler.
    06/08/09

    @AluminumFalcon_GitEmSteveDave: Really? And here I thought that everybody wants to Rule the world.


    I guess it doesn't really matter since we didn't start the fire.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    06/08/09

    @DeusExMach: Well, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.


    Cuz this is the world we live in.

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    06/08/09

    @Auto-Erotic_GitEmSteveDave-ation: True, and these ARE the hands we're given. Let's use them, and let's stop fighting.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga
    06/08/09

    @DeusExMach: And make this worth living in?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    but they have no problems with their huge hacker culture that brims with national pride and attacks like a swarm of coked up african-eyes bees lookin' to beat up the poor sap that scratched their hummer knock off. scratch that. i guess hummer is chinese now. oh, china.
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    Image of Eauboy Eauboy
    06/08/09

    In reply to "According to Our Surveys, Many Teenage Students Have Become Familiar With Internet Pornography"
    In other news: Water is wet.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/08/09

    @Eauboy: Silence, you capitalist dog!
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    @Hello Mister Walrus:

    no no no, you've got it all wrong. It's 'Silence, you communist dog!
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    06/08/09

    @Eauboy: Followed by the story: "GitEmSteveDave is a shameless Ego-whore"
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/08/09

    @Eauboy: Unless kept in a sustained solid state. :P
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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: don't forget as a gas. water is not wet as a gas.
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    06/08/09

    @Eauboy: i guess you are also going to fool me into believing that bears actually crap in the forest!
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    06/08/09

    @urbanturban666: Only the forrest dwelling ones.
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    06/08/09

    @.- -. --- -. -.-- -- --- ..- ... / .. ... / .-.. . --. .. --- -.: actually it was you who got it wrong@Nick: actually it is kinda wet as a gas
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    06/08/09

    @FiskFisk33: no, it's not. it condenses and goes back to liquid. then it's wet.
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