Yes, I have decided to shun Mark Wilson for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday... for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
@Aethelred: Ye be a scurvy lubber if ye be thinkin' tha' ye should only be speechifyin' like a buccaneer but one day a year. Thar be some o' us who be usin' piratical talk as are main kind o' communication.
Ye be well-serv'd t' be learnin' tha' piratical speech be like catnip t' all th' lasses.
An', if some fancy wench be rejectin' yer advances, a true pirate be knowin' tha' drinkin' an' rapin' be a surefire way t' be beddin' a lady.
@OMG! Ponies!: Dear Sir--your usage of dated vernacular has been brought to the attention of the Yeomen's Association for a Realized Piratocracy (or YARP). "Rapin'" has been supplanted by "walkin' tha' plank".
Please ensure that you assimilate further communications regarding the forced sabre-entry with the proper diction, as legal rammifications can result from continued impropriety.
I face parental ostracism constantly for my geek-outs, so bring on this awesomely orange compass! I can imagine its rounded bottom cradled in my hand as I, too, set out in search of Pirate Booty (yarr).
@amandizzle: The combination of "rounded bottom cradled in my hand" and "pirate booty" in the same sentance is a bit creepy and really makes me question your motives and your understanding of what pirate booty actually is.
We not be wantin' yer kind t' be goin' on are raids on villages. Th' scuttlebutt be tha' last time ye went a courtin', the lass left ye weepin' like a widow wi' news of all souls lost.
We narmly dinna be turnin' away a crewman - hell, Gimpy Pete be are servin' boy an' he be havn a stump fer a leg, a hook fer a hand, an' two tin ears. But ye, young Mark, ye be as useless as lipstick on a cuttlefish.
Ye cant shoot tha cannon, ye cant reef th' mainsil, ye cant even swab th' deck proper without droppin' the soap o'er th' transom.
Ye aint of no use fer us to be lootin' an' rapin' an' pillagin' an' drinkin' an' rapin' an' drinkin'. An' we certainly dint have use o' ye when we be huntin' fer buried booty.
P'raps th' lousy ninja kin find a use fer ye but ye ain't lookin' fer treasure wi' us.
@bucklefilledbird: I imagine that north is still north and if you want to go that way, a button or something will cue the compass on to a magnetic setting, but it also has the "Go this way" mode. Which is totally awesome.
@Jeb_Hoge: dual directional targets.... North is always pointing north (as a compass should) and the hand points to your intended GPS target. I'm down with that.
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Ye be well-serv'd t' be learnin' tha' piratical speech be like catnip t' all th' lasses.
An', if some fancy wench be rejectin' yer advances, a true pirate be knowin' tha' drinkin' an' rapin' be a surefire way t' be beddin' a lady.
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Please ensure that you assimilate further communications regarding the forced sabre-entry with the proper diction, as legal rammifications can result from continued impropriety.
Yours Truly,
Greybush
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(HINT: not butt)
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We not be wantin' yer kind t' be goin' on are raids on villages. Th' scuttlebutt be tha' last time ye went a courtin', the lass left ye weepin' like a widow wi' news of all souls lost.
We narmly dinna be turnin' away a crewman - hell, Gimpy Pete be are servin' boy an' he be havn a stump fer a leg, a hook fer a hand, an' two tin ears. But ye, young Mark, ye be as useless as lipstick on a cuttlefish.
Ye cant shoot tha cannon, ye cant reef th' mainsil, ye cant even swab th' deck proper without droppin' the soap o'er th' transom.
Ye aint of no use fer us to be lootin' an' rapin' an' pillagin' an' drinkin' an' rapin' an' drinkin'. An' we certainly dint have use o' ye when we be huntin' fer buried booty.
P'raps th' lousy ninja kin find a use fer ye but ye ain't lookin' fer treasure wi' us.
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This could prove wonderfully devious if you ever want to get someone REALLY lost in the woods...
"The camp is North by northeast from here. just follow the sunset"
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