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    Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    @freelunch: first off -- there is no such thing as a free lunch. nextly -- your alarm turns on your light? whaaaaa
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    Image of GeneralGozz GeneralGozz
    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    It is just a matter of time before someone who is in need of a real condom takes one off his bedroom lamp.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    @GeneralGozz: Yeah, right after turning it off.


    "EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!"

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    this is worse than the US banning full size bulbs in ceiling fan light fixtures. i have to use those cutsie 25w POS bulbs that don't light a room for shizpoo and then i have to bring in another lamp. yeah, really saving money there jerks.


    lampshade: is it on?
    bulb: awww c'mon. don't make me.

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    Image of IphtashuFitz IphtashuFitz
    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    I've had a couple CFL's burn out on me within days of installing them. Not very good for something that's supposed to last a really long time. And then the whole disposal issue is a real pain in the backside...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    04/23/09

    @IphtashuFitz: Really? How far away is the Home Depot from your house?
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    I'd buy this if only to prevent bulbs shattering. Safety bulbs with a coating to catch any breaks are expensive, and this could be re-usable. For things like trouble lights, where some sweat can explode the bulb, and there almost always being a chance of dropping, these would be perfect.
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    Image of pagan_god pagan_god
    04/23/09

    @Illiterate?EmailMeForHelp_GitEmSteveDave: I was actually thinking that this would result in *more* broken bulbs when people tried to get this onto the bulb...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    @pagan_god: Bulbs are not that fragile. They should slip onto regular clear bulbs just fine.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    04/23/09

    @pagan_god: I once watched a Public Television Science Show where the host tried to break a lightbulb to show the filament. He placed it in an manila envelope and hit it with a hammer. After the 4th try, he finally did it. And he was hitting it with a 16oz hammer. They are pretty strong when cold. They are less so when warm/hot.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/23/09

    @When'sUranusDay?_GitEmSteveDave: Reusable condoms, you say? Now that's a business idea that I can relate to.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Except where they meet the socket metal and snap off forcing you to get out pliers, a broom, and a few other things to unscrew the damn thing.
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    Image of UlbrechtHawk UlbrechtHawk
    04/23/09

    Just use a piece of potato... Jam it into the bulb remnants and twist...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    @UlbrechtHawk: No need to worry about electric chock if the lamp is plugged in/on, as the potato will shield you (tee hee)
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    04/24/09

    @Illiterate?EmailMeForHelp_GitEmSteveDave:
    If it took four tries, it was because he was trying to _not_ destroy the filament, not because the bulb was shrugging off the hammer blows like they were being administered by a feather duster. Yes, you would have a hard time crushing a small bulb within your hand (no, don't give it a try), but hammer on one side and table on the other results in a very uneven distribution of force. The only reason they don't always break when you drop them on a hard floor is because they don't have much inertia when they're only falling a few feet.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    I had the starter of a CFL burst into flames once when I started it.


    They're gonna have to make them a BIT more durable. You can't even use them outside or in wet locations like the bathroom.

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    04/23/09

    @dufus: That's some really tasty FUD you've got there...
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    Image of Morgan Breden Morgan Breden
    04/23/09

    @dufus: Well you can't use an incandescent in the bathroom either. At least not in the United States. Of course I've seen them in bathrooms thousands of times, but it's supposed to be against electrical code to have anything but florescent in there.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/23/09

    @Morgan Breden: Electrical code according to whom? The federal government?
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    Image of Morgan Breden Morgan Breden
    04/23/09

    @Lite: Dunno, it's just what they told us when we were designing houses in a 1-credit course.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    04/24/09

    @Morgan Breden:
    Houses or institutional buildings? Because I could buy that whole "flourescent in the bathrooms" thing a lot more if it referred specifically to dorms and hospitals and such. If it was against code, every Lowe's and Home Depot in the country wouldn't have vanity fixtures set up with incandescents.


    Now, are you maybe getting incandescents mixed up with halogens? Because I could totally see them not wanting to have you use those near a steamy shower.

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    Image of gus2000 gus2000
    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    Here's an idea: start taxing lightbulbs based on lumens per watt. That promotes innovation and punishes the inefficient.


    I think that's more sensible than creating artificial markets for aftermarket "bulb enhancers", or worse, creates a black market for banned bulbs that undermines the energy savings while lining the pockets of criminals.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    04/23/09

    @gus2000: What about applications where CFL's aren't available, i.e. Photo and Motion sensing lights?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/23/09

    @gus2000: Or they could just tax electricity usage. This works for gasoline consumption.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    Fuck em. What is the EU really going to do if you have frosted bulbs? Send their army?
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    04/23/09

    @.357 [Advertise Here For Only One Gold Star!]:


    They force sellers to and makers to stop selling them, they will ban the import of them and after a couple of years the frosted light bulb will disappear.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/23/09

    @1 DVS BSTD-Its off the Hizzle fo $hizzle My Dizzle: Those sneaky bastards...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    In reply to Light Bulb Condom Does Not Protect Against STDs, Only the Dreaded EU
    Banning frosted incandescent bulbs? What are they gonna do? Goosestep up to their porches and smash them out of their sockets hooligan style? Maybe people should be able to use these inefficient bulbs if they so choose.


    Why so dickish Europe? I know Microsoft hates you, but do you want the rest of us to hate you too? Suck on your mercury!

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Anyway, what are the chances of this thing melting and causing a fire?
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    Image of jessedybka jessedybka
    04/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: They'll probably do the same thing as up here, where they won't be illegal to use, but stores won't be able to sell them. I wonder what the black market's going to be on bulbs in a couple of years.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    @jessedybka: Yeah, I figured as much, but any chance to tell EU to suck on poisonous substances I must take advantage of.
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    Image of mr_deadpool mr_deadpool
    04/23/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: that's the direction everyone is going in. forget freedom, we must be efficient. why should the government care if you prefer incandescent over CFLs?


    your freedoms are inefficient, therefore are void.

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    Image of JoeKhurr JoeKhurr
    04/23/09

    @mr_deadpool: Because at some point the whole of society has to quit being juvenile and naive about the impact we have on the planet and start taking responsibility for what we take, use, and trash. Unfortunately the fewer rules we have as a people an the more materialistic and superficial we become, the more we are apt to abuse whatever freedoms we have to the point of creating a toxic situation, although using outdated technology like frosted bulbs is more a privilege than a right and using some of the alternatives is a far wiser and cheaper choice in the long run.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/23/09

    @jessedybka: So the mafia will be stocking up on frosted light bulbs? I pity the poor drug importer or pimp who will be affected by this sudden political turn.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/23/09

    @mr_deadpool: Why don't they just ban lights outright then and tell people to learn to work in the dark?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    04/23/09

    @JoeKhurr: To the point of creating a toxic situation? Like people suddenly throwing away a few hundred thousand mercury filled CFLs into the dump because they're too lazy to recycle properly? Or, there is no market for recycling the bulbs?


    This is also the same EU that has emissions standards that greatly exceed those in the US for cars btw. Ever see how much soot is allowed to escape from a diesel vehicle there?

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    @Lite: I do recall Tom Cruise complaining about his 3 Lamborghini Countachs not meeting U.S. emissions standards in Rain Man
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    Image of cowpop cowpop
    01/01/09

    In reply to iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
    Is this honestly necessary? Yes yes yes we all know there are going to be plenty of "important apple" news articles, but can we at least lay of unimportant stuff like this? It's clever, but not necessary here.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    01/01/09

    @cowpop: Considering 1/3rd of all pregnancies in the U.S. are unwanted, at around 2 million unwanted pregnancies per year, and Apple is now shipping over 2 million Macs per quarter, the market for Apple branded condoms is not something Giz can ignore, as much as the topic makes some of us... uncomfortable.
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    01/01/09

    In reply to iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
    Pun Pun Punny Pun iPhone Pun Penis Pun Pun Condom Pun Pun.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/01/09

    In reply to iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
    Unfortunately, three minutes into screwing, your cock slips out and you have to go back in. Then, when you get another good rhythm going and you're starting to hit all the right places, your cock slips out again and you need to stick it back in her.


    Speed is inconsistent. Sometimes it's good but other times it just takes way too long to get to the sites you're aiming for.


    Plus, the undesirable "back-up" feature makes sure that every time you have sex while wearing one, you have a relationship talk. Sure, updates make the relationship talk shorter but you shouldn't have to do it every time you "sync".

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    01/01/09

    @OMG! New Year!: What about when your in the subway on a choo-choo train, and don't get any "reception"?


    And don't forget the resets, both hard and soft.

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    01/01/09

    @OMG! New Year!: And don't even get me started on tethering...
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    01/01/09

    In reply to iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
    Nice shorts Jesus.
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    Image of MagnoliaX12 MagnoliaX12
    01/01/09

    In reply to iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
    "I don't have anything to do with Apple or condoms. In fact I don't even use condoms."


    Most awesome disclaimer ever.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/01/09

    @ANSIx12: Oh, yeah.


    Because not wrapping your spanker when playing with others is really what we wanna be doing in '09.

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    Image of Farlin Paulino Farlin Paulino
    01/01/09

    In reply to iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
    Is it only for AT&T or I can choose the carrier this time?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    01/01/09

    @Farlin Paulino: Even with an iCondom, do you want to do it with a "carrier"?


    That's a good recipe for an itchy groin and/or a burning sensation while urinating.

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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    01/01/09

    @OMG! New Year!: I think they make an iCream for that.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    01/01/09

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: You might also need an ant-iBiotic.
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