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By Jesus DiazComment by Nathan Drake: Wonderfull. Let's sanitize EVERYTHING so our kids won't develop an immune system at all... 17 Responses | Other threads
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bad ideas
Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms
Ever wondered what a clown wears on his penis when he wants to practice safe sex with the bearded lady? A Wacky Rubber, that's what. More »
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By Adam FrucciComment by OMG! Ponies!: But why would I wear a condom shaped like Lisa Simpson? 10 Responses | Other threads
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movies
This Watchmen Marketing is Getting a Little Out of Hand
Yes, this is a Watchmen condom. If Alan Moore didn't hate this movie before, he sure does now. Oh, but maybe the Nite Owl Dark Roast coffee will change his mind! More »
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By Adam FrucciComment by Sam Healer: She'll say "Can't we have unprotected sex for once?" and I'll whisper "No" 7 Responses | Other threads
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wrongmodo
iPhone Condom Is Touch Sensitive Too But Requires Stylus
I promised myself I wasn't going to do any more sex-related post in 2009. I failed.
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By Jesus DiazComment by chrishw: Does anybody know that old saying "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything?" Well, Jesus, if... 4 Responses | Other threads
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star wars
Star Wars Condom Does Not Protect Your Other Lightsaber from the Dark Side
My gut feeling is that Star Wars Episode VII is in fact not about C-3PO and R2-D2 engaging in robot orgies around the galaxy. And if it was, I think they're wearing the rubbers on the wrong head, unless there's something about robot sex that I don't know (nor do I want to). Still, while these knockoff Star Wars condoms might be okay for droids, I really can't suggest using them to protect your own lightsaber from Sarlaac or anything else lurking in the Great Pit of Carkoon. [The SWCA via Geekologie]
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Comment by admoseremic: Would you look at the size of that thing?! Aim higher! Aim higher! Get in there you big hair oaf, I... 4 Responses | Other threads
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safety first
Condom Dispensing "Don't Panic" Button For Emergencies
Everyone loves a good panic button, and what bigger emergency is there than being condomless when you find a woman that actually wants to have sex with you? Relax, this condom dispensing "Don't Panic" button has your back. Well, it would if it actually existed. Unfortunately, it is currently in the concept phase. [Designspotter]
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By Sean FallonComment by DaSmith: Since I really hate that thing happening to me I just did this. Bought 2 packs of condoms and put... more » | Other threads
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earplugs
Rind Disposable Earplugs Are the Perfect Wallet-Sized Ear Protection
Next time you're headed to a rave and want some additional protection when things start to heat up, consider throwing a pair of these Rind disposable earplugs alongside that other well-known wallet-based protection. And because these plugs lie flat like a credit card when not in use, there will be no embarrassing ring-shaped mark pushing its way through the leather when it comes time to pay for drinks at the bar. When you're done, the plugs collapse and store back in the card, and remain effective for "several months" (instructions below). Try doing that with used latex! More »
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By Jack LoftusComment by zingbot: I have to stop reading Yanko. It just disappoints me when these things never get made. more » | Other threads
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safety first
Psycho Constructs Bungee Cord Out of Condoms, Then Jumps
Why would someone bungee jump with a cord made out of condoms you ask? If you thought it was an effort to make a statement about safe sex, you're wrong. Apparently the only real motivation Carl Dionisio had for the attempt was his own lunacy—he was hoping to re-create the "virgin buzz" he had with his first jump. Over the course of four months he and a friend constructed the rope using 18,500 condoms and a tried-and-true mathematical formula. Despite being 99% sure it would work, Dionisio admitted that his stomach was "in a knot for a month before the jump." More »
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By Sean FallonComment by Gary_7vn: Condoms can only stretch 650%? No wonder I can never find one that fits. more » | Other threads
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condoms
New NYC Condom Dispensers Are Flying Pucks of Prophylactics
Does anyone else find the recent, um, thrust to sex up condoms a little ironic? Redundant then? The latest aesthetically enhanced condom gadget is a sleek new dispenser designed by Fuseproject for NYC condoms, which are free and available in lots of places in the city. The concept behind the design is actually a little weird. More »
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Comment by Pender: "And if you have a condom in your wallet for so long it warps it, is that horndog creepy? Or... more » | Other threads
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condoms
This Is Not What Your Girlfriend Wants For Valentine's Day
Sixteen years ago, after watching too many MC Hammer videos, Paul Lyons decided to patent the skeaziest thing he could think of (imagine taking that guy from Dual Action Cleanse infomercial's face and turning it into an equivalently sleezy product): A condom that plays music with every thrust. More »
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Comment by Fitz Rhapsody: A Nirvana song. You know which one I'm talking about. more » | Other threads
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safe sex
XYXX Condom Case Almost Makes Using a Condom Sexy
I've always been kind of jealous at the array of attractive birth control cases exes have had to tote around their anti-baby pills. Condoms typically come in boxes and wrappers that are clumsy and ugly (exception). The XYXX condom case wants to change all that with a package you actually want to keep in your pockets. Yeah it's pretty phallic looking, but we're talking about cockwrappers here. More »
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Comment by wilmawonker: well there's plenty of room in a purse for something like this. i wonder if they're marketing towards younger folks... more » | Other threads
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By AddyDugdaleComment by Namtillaku: I think the most obvious and second best use of these would be for eating Cheetos - might be number... more » | Other threads
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harder stronger
Condom that Makes your Willy Bigger Set to be Huge
A condom that will make your erection even larger than it already is and last even longer than it already does—ain't that right, guys?—is on its way. British firm Futura Medical's CSD500 rubber will be launched by British condom manufacturer Durex under an as-yet undisclosed name sometime next year. And it's all to do with what's in the teat. More »
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By AddyDugdaleComment by RamV10: @Fluidity: I'd buy that. I wouldnt buy these condoms but I'd buy that in a heartbeat. more » | Other threads
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smoking section, please
Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth
In order to promote safe sex among India's prostitutes, Hindustan Latex Ltd has developed "paan-flavored" condoms—making a man's...cigar...resemble the tasty Indian treat of betel nuts, spices and tobacco wrapped in betel leaves. At first you might say, "Sign me up!!" And we can certainly understand the enthusiasm. But are these prophylactics missing the point? More »
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By Mark WilsonComment by x23: "Well, see if you got tested you would know that they give you a piece of paper that is written... more » | Other threads
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gadgets
Molecular Condom: Mighty Morphin' Molecules Keep HIV Away
If scientists have their way, the condoms will be worn by the ladies of the future, because they've develop a vaginal "molecular condom" whose molecules have the unique ability to morph from fluid to semi-solid as soon as they're inserted into that glorious love hole. More »
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Comment by Munch the BanNail: I just smear 'The Donger' with Pop Rocks & I haven't gotten AIDS but once. more » | Other threads
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gadgets
German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second
A German firm has developed a spray-on condom for all your lifestyle needs. The liquid condom comes in an aerosol can that you spray onto the organ in question. A few seconds later, the liquid solidifies into the familiar latex and forms a tight seal. The company says it's a great time saver and is easier to use than traditional condoms. It's still in the testing phase (in fact, they're looking for volunteers right now) so it might be a while before it hits the neighborhood drug store. Now there's no "but I hate putting it on" excuses. And anything that promotes safety and responsibility is A-OK in our books (usually). More »
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By GizlocoComment by LaurelBabba: I think a dip would work better than a spray...however, there is the concern of the reservoir, the cleanliness factor... more » | Other threads
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gadgets
The One Second Condom
Do you lose your "happiness" thanks to your inability to apply a condom quickly? Here comes the Pronto Condom, a prophylactic with built-in applicator that allows you to apply a condom in about a second. The condoms, which go on sale in South Africa, are marketed towards people who don't normally use condoms because they're too mood-inhibitive. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by Tin Foil Ninja: @ wohho sweet jesus man you should be a commedian. I think I just peed a little reading that more » | Other threads
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gadgets
Musical Condoms? WTF?
The picture tells the tale—that's right, it's a musical condom. Its tone varies with your position and intensity, but if you can keep it up with that tinkly little noise going on down there, you're a manlier man than I. Maybe it could be made to recite baseball scores to keep things going a little longer. More »
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Comment by nvskmr: i want to know more about musical condoms. I am an indian and our country is suffering more HIV... more » | Other threads
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gadgets
Vibrating Condom - Rub Some of the Powder on My Lips, Bill
Pretty aged, but this is the first time we've seen it. The initially alarming visual generated by the phrase "vibrating condom" is nothing compared to this image. Looking like something straight outta Naked Lunch, the VIBERING wraps around the base of Mr. Johnson, runs on a battery and vibrates, all of which sounds distracting rather than arousing. Vibering claims it's waterproof and safe and made using "Japanese technology," although it's maufactured in Taiwan. There are already so many concerning elements in play here-not the least being the eXistenZ body-penetrating look of the thing-that I wouldn't let it get anywhere near my junkdrawer, personally. They promise to turn a "man's organ into a vibrating powerhouse," but why bother if it already is? Hi-o! More »
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