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    On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics

    Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits

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    Image of HJTravels HJTravels
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Edited by HJTravels at 11/06/09 6:33 PM HJTravels was starred HJTravels was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/06/09

    @HJTravels: Speechless? #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of HJTravels HJTravels
    11/07/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Never, Just stuck it where I didn't want to that time. #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @HJTravels: I'll believe that excuse for now... #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of HJTravels HJTravels
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    Why would I buy 5000 condoms for $700+ when I can buy 1000 XXL condoms for $110? #5000leftovercondoms
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    G.O.B.: Come on! promoted this comment HJTravels was starred HJTravels was unstarred
    Image of trekie86 trekie86
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    Were they expecting some major intercontinental booty calls that they had to hand out condoms at the Olympics? #5000leftovercondoms
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    Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds promoted this comment trekie86 was starred trekie86 was unstarred
    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    11/06/09

    @trekie86: Apparently after the athletes' events they all go back to the hotel they are staying in and fuck each other silly. Seriously, I read an article (I think in the paper) about it. I instantly got jealous.
    Edit: See rootyb's comment.
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    Edited by Duckspwn at 11/06/09 5:02 PM Duckspwn was starred Duckspwn was unstarred
    Image of ninjamurf ninjamurf
    01:38 PM

    @Duckspwn: Yeah, the Olympic village is a sex fest for most of the 2 week event. Just think. You have THOUSANDS of athlete's, all basically on vacation, all in tip top condition, toned, hard bodied, and rarin' to go. (Remember reading probably the same article...I got jealous too.)

    (Edit: crap...just read rootyb's comment.)
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    Duckspwn promoted this comment Edited by ninjamurf at 11/09/09 1:39 PM ninjamurf was starred ninjamurf was unstarred
    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    03:23 PM

    @ninjamurf: Haha, looks like rootyb beat us all to the punch. #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of secretmanofagent secretmanofagent
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    Eh, about fifteen cents a pop at the minimum isn't exactly worth it. Are they different flavors? #5000leftovercondoms
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    Curves promoted this comment secretmanofagent was starred secretmanofagent was unstarred
    Image of MilesBFree MilesBFree
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    "faster, higher, and stronger"

    uh, faster? don't they mean "think about baseball"? #5000leftovercondoms
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    tande04 promoted this comment MilesBFree was starred MilesBFree was unstarred
    Image of Monty Monty
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    Was there some new Olympic event introduced in Beijing that was not televised?

    So, um -- why were they distributing condoms at the Olympics? Were they distributed to the participants, fans, pets of the fans? I tell you, the longer I live, the more confused I get. #5000leftovercondoms
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    Monty was starred Monty was unstarred
    Image of rootyb rootyb
    11/06/09

    @Monty: They were distributed to the athletes. There was an article around the time of the olympics about how when you put together a thousand (or whatever number it is) of the world's most physically fit 16-24 year-olds with LOTS of energy (they're used to training 10-16 hours a day, and at the olympics, they aren't), a whoooooole lotta sexin' goes on. #5000leftovercondoms
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    Monty promoted this comment rootyb was starred rootyb was unstarred
    Image of Monty Monty
    11/06/09

    @rootyb: It has been so long since I was in that age range that this would explain my confusion. Thank you! #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    Unused I hope.. #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of Ciber Ciber
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    WTF is this, do you need 5 penises to use it? #5000leftovercondoms
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    OCEntertainment promoted this comment Ciber was starred Ciber was unstarred
    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/06/09

    @Ciber: Wait.....is that not normal?

    ....Shoot. I need a doctor. #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of spannu spannu
    11/06/09

    @Ciber: There are plenty of women out there who would appreciate having these around. Plenty of men would too, probably. #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    "Well, your opening ceremmony was certainly grand and impressive, and your performance in some of the events was interesting, but unfortunately I'm disqualifying you for doping and not finishing with your partner." #5000leftovercondoms
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    O_o
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    Skunky was starred Skunky was unstarred
    Image of albokay albokay
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    Doesnt seems like the olympic goal that is who can finsh the quickest is a good match for condoms. #5000leftovercondoms
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    tande04 promoted this comment albokay was starred albokay was unstarred
    Image of Norm the Alligator Norm the Alligator
    11/06/09

    In reply to On the Auction Block: 5,000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
    With them linked together like that I don't think they're safe to use anymore. #5000leftovercondoms
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    EBone promoted this comment Norm the Alligator was starred Norm the Alligator was unstarred
    Image of Luis Bascones Luis Bascones
    11/06/09

    @Norm the Alligator: You sound like one of those poor bastards with only one penis. #5000leftovercondoms
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    AmphetamineCrown promoted this comment Luis Bascones was starred Luis Bascones was unstarred
    Image of Jesse in Japan Jesse in Japan
    09/19/09

    In reply to Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits
    Don't they have spray-on latex that does essentially the same thing?
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    Image of dreaming neon black dreaming neon black
    09/18/09

    In reply to Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits
    Mine is I44, but my girlfriend said her boyfriend's is D17. I'm confused.
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    Jesus Diaz promoted this comment dreaming neon black was starred dreaming neon black was unstarred
    Image of Scott Jackson Scott Jackson
    09/18/09

    In reply to Sized-to-Fit Condoms Obviously Require You to Accurately Measure Your Naughty Bits
    What do you mean "Hopefully, someone will bring these TheyFit condoms to the US."?

    I've been buying these from Condomania for a while now, and I'm pretty sure Chicago is still in the US.

    They're great, btw, and only a little bit more expensive than regular condoms. Well worth it to not feel like you're wearing a tourniquet.
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    Jesus Diaz promoted this comment Scott Jackson was starred Scott Jackson was unstarred
    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    09/18/09

    @Scott Jackson: Tell that to the FDA. They won't be happy to know. These condoms are not sold legally in the US if they are not FDA approved.
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    Image of Scott Jackson Scott Jackson
    09/18/09

    @Jesus Diaz: No way. I'm down to less than 20 now, and I'll need more soon. Don't want them disappearing on me.

    I've never heard of this size rule before. Maybe somebody in the FDA has penis envy.
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    Scott Jackson was starred Scott Jackson was unstarred
    Image of Scott Jackson Scott Jackson
    09/18/09

    @Jesus Diaz: Is it possible that these condoms are then sold as "Novelty Condoms", which doesn't require them to make any specific claims about their effectiveness at protecting against pregnancy and disease? Because I can't imagine a company whose whole business model is selling condoms would skirt the law like that.
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