@OddManOut: I'm pretty sure most of the kanji were selected for their shape rather than meaning. Other than the one on the right (which, as you pointed out, means "round", and is in place of the Circle button) , they look like their PlayStation counterparts (Triangle, Square, X) #samuraiwarriorusbgamepadisfreaky...
I've seen discarded tranny corpses smeared with clown makeup more appealing than this.
I can't corroborate that, of course--even if I wasn't too exhausted to dig up the barrels, the sulfuric acid's done its job by now. #samuraiwarriorusbgamepadisfreaky...
@fluidexistence: I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that you actually saw a discarded tranny corpse with clown makeup smeared on it, or the fact that you saw them on more than one occasion (or a pile of them at once) and saw appeal in them.
@Kaiser-Machead: Many of the greats were unheralded in their own time, so it's at least a small comfort there.
I admit, I didn't come across this easily--the first one was a huge misunderstanding (long story--it involved a night of 151, Windex, hotornot, a box of crayons and a blowtorch), but after that, it became a hobby of sorts. There's just something about a pile of pancaked corpse parts that screams "Christmas!" louder than a thousand thousand wreaths, carolers and elves ever could.
Incidentally, don't try it with carolers, they tend to travel in packs. Makes for a hell of a challenge. #samuraiwarriorusbgamepadisfreaky...
In my experience, the girls always go for the red one! But that's mine!
Although my previous girlfriends weren't that great at most video games, they still really enjoyed them. Heck, one of them always did better than me at any game on Super Nintendo.
Unfortunately, not only would this not convince my girlfriend to start gaming, she would also have words for me about how I wasted money on some more "electronic stuff". sigh.
@appletoad: she's hot and talented, but she has an irrational fear/hatred of video games... unless, of course, they are on her ds... THEN video games are great!
I have an official pink one with sparkly stars and My li'l pony stickers all over it. It's not for the girlfriend. It is used as the mark of shame. Last one to grab an Xbox controllers gets to use that beauty.
@MrEvil: You are a cruel and terrible person, intentionally shaming your friends because they aren't as rude or obnoxious in their grab for controllers as you.
Basically what I'm saying is I approve of your style.
I love video games but I don't need a pink controller to play. I get so offended by these posts because not all women are high maintenance girls that require pink frilly to get in there with the boys. I have been playing video games all my life, fixing computers, working on cars, cooking and getting dirty. I hate the mall unless its to buy computer parts or video games. maybe I am not typical but I am every bit a girl. and yes, I am single
@tawnieknight@gmail.com looking for a google wave: That's all well and good, but I hate to break it to you honey; you're an exception. Most guys don't get to date exceptions, let alone even meet them. Put yourself in our shoes, and then start talking.
I wish to complain about the title of this article. I read "girlfriend Contoller" and (like many,I suspect) thought "AT LAST". but was diisapointed to find the article a complete letdown.
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D-pad - Samurai
Top - 3
Right - Round, Yen
Left - Mouth
Bottom - Gentleman, Samurai
That's about the best I can do to translate those buttons. Maybe I'm missing something... #samuraiwarriorusbgamepadisfreaky...
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I can't corroborate that, of course--even if I wasn't too exhausted to dig up the barrels, the sulfuric acid's done its job by now. #samuraiwarriorusbgamepadisfreaky...
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I admit, I didn't come across this easily--the first one was a huge misunderstanding (long story--it involved a night of 151, Windex, hotornot, a box of crayons and a blowtorch), but after that, it became a hobby of sorts. There's just something about a pile of pancaked corpse parts that screams "Christmas!" louder than a thousand thousand wreaths, carolers and elves ever could.
Incidentally, don't try it with carolers, they tend to travel in packs. Makes for a hell of a challenge. #samuraiwarriorusbgamepadisfreaky...
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Although my previous girlfriends weren't that great at most video games, they still really enjoyed them. Heck, one of them always did better than me at any game on Super Nintendo.
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Seems like the only thing that interests her is watching lame cop dramas, wedding shows, and fashion shows...sigh.
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Basically what I'm saying is I approve of your style.
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Maybe if you chilled out a bit and accepted that girls can be into gaming and also like the colour pink, you'd have a boyfriend.
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