Sounds like the Sharper Image method of product design. The Hummer-design clock radio television set with the iPod dock that also charges your Norelco shaver which has a built in First Aid kit which comes with a handy all-purpose seasoning kit for camping meals which double as a fine incendiary weapon for the military along with its GPS with the awesome halogen lamp mounted on the front which also has a black light mode for parties. Oh, and a dip dispenser. You know, for the party.
The gun knife might be useful. If your super meter is full, you can stab someone and twist the knife while simultaneously shooting him. If only they built in a taser as well. 4x combo attack!
@Spero: What do you mean?? Philly is a GREAT city. it's just like NYC in the 70s! AIDS, drugs, crime, Center City smells like urine EVERYWHERE, cops getting shot every other day....oh wait. Never mind. You're right. Philly is horrible and so are their accents.
SonyStyle: an exercise in how not to have a retail store.
Small, cramped, harshly lit, staffed with know-nothings and not enough of them, poorly laid out, inadequate pricing signage, and with no conspicuous signage outside to let you know the store exists.
That's okay, Sony. You don't have to advertise your non-PS3 products. I'm sure everyone knows about your products without any promotional materials.
Small: Apple's 57th Street and SoHo stores are not small.
Cramped: They're not as cramped as the Sony Plaza store either
Harshly lit: Apple stores are brightly lit. Sony's Plaza store is lit with blinding track lights.
Staffed with know-nothings and not enough of them: Apple's tealshirts do know their products. They're well indoctrinated.
Poorly laid out: I'll take the big open space of an Apple Store over the narrow winding walkway of the Plaza store any day.
Inadequate pricing signage: I don't recall seeing any pricing signage at Sony's Plaza store
No conspicuous signage outside to let you know the store exists: There's a large window display but the flagship plaza store is in some office building. The 57th Street Apple Store is impossible to miss.
@OMG! Ponies!: They've been readying a new Sony Store here in La Jolla near my office. The preparation has been taking longer than usual for a retail space. My guess is the downturn in the economy has slowed them down a bit.
@OMG! Ponies!: There's something about the Sony Stores that make me want to not buy a thing. It's like entering a mausoleum of electronics. All the salespeople wear those corny headphones to communicate with each other like security agents - and the stores seem so bloodless and cold.
I was in a Sony Store recently and asked about a TV and everything seemed so stilted, as if I were Oliver Twist asking for more porridge. It's like you just want to get out of there as soon as you can, like you're in some unfriendly person's unlived-in living room.
they had done this a year or so ago with circuit city. it worked beautifully. except that it was with circuit city. it's more a place to get stuff from sony and learn about things you didn't know you had with comcast. you'd be surprised at the number of ppl who find this useful. obviously its' not aimed at any of us. we already know what we're doing.
@Titus_Andronicus: You know what's great about Comcast? They really are doing some innovative things. The problem is that even though I have Comcast I still can't get these new services. My local area has a contract with Scientific America and their cable boxes don't do all the neat new stuff.
I@Thats Dr Bear to You: That's the real depth to it. It's a commentary on how shallow and uninteresting other art is, and mocks the viewer for imagining that it's got a special meaning.
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let us begin the list of functions:
- companion
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I guess the knifegun brings a new meaning to brining a knife to a gunfight.
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Cheesesteak.... aaahh... drool...
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Small, cramped, harshly lit, staffed with know-nothings and not enough of them, poorly laid out, inadequate pricing signage, and with no conspicuous signage outside to let you know the store exists.
That's okay, Sony. You don't have to advertise your non-PS3 products. I'm sure everyone knows about your products without any promotional materials.
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Small: Apple's 57th Street and SoHo stores are not small.
Cramped: They're not as cramped as the Sony Plaza store either
Harshly lit: Apple stores are brightly lit. Sony's Plaza store is lit with blinding track lights.
Staffed with know-nothings and not enough of them: Apple's tealshirts do know their products. They're well indoctrinated.
Poorly laid out: I'll take the big open space of an Apple Store over the narrow winding walkway of the Plaza store any day.
Inadequate pricing signage: I don't recall seeing any pricing signage at Sony's Plaza store
No conspicuous signage outside to let you know the store exists: There's a large window display but the flagship plaza store is in some office building. The 57th Street Apple Store is impossible to miss.
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I was in a Sony Store recently and asked about a TV and everything seemed so stilted, as if I were Oliver Twist asking for more porridge. It's like you just want to get out of there as soon as you can, like you're in some unfriendly person's unlived-in living room.
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I hate Comcast.
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Mahoney, please repost this at 4:20.
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Stoner's Pot Palace
Otto: Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
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Otto: They call 'em fingers but I've never seen them fing.
02/09/09
(Yahoo pick of the week in '96)
Yes, it blends when the phone rings. And, no, the phone does not detach from the glass part - you hold both to your head.
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But I have grave doubts about it.
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Modern Art - Fooling people into thinking it's deeper than it really is since the 1900's...
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* stupefied and speechlessly bored *
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